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Why do my new pants take forever to dry. My old pants took 2 seconds to dry. I constantly lived with the passive assumption that my pants were zero percent flammable because I was too lazy to take them out after 2 seconds so they stayed in for the whole cycle and never ever not even once combusted. I'm going to die in these new pants if someone lights me on fire. DRY DAMN PANTS.
There is an elf that drinks my skimmed milk and uses my butter (leaving toast particles in it) without my permission, somewhere in this house.
You had the munchies, maaaaaaan. You don't remember? You posted your ugly yellow toe until we begged you to stop and recited 3 spongebob episodes on youtube. I taught you how to keylog and you hacked into Scotland Yard. Sometimes you worry me, Jim.
I... yeah!
(oh by the way your rep scared the piss out of me.)
Yeah I need to shave.
Sack up and stop drinking skim milk like a pussy elf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
Do Britons really call it skimmed? No wonder their empire collapsed.
Better not come to Canada then, we also have Homo milk...and technically, it is skimmed, although here we do say Skim.
...I don't think that's milk you're drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by MotleyCrew
What do you think it says about you, Terrence, that you thought of that rather than lesbian lactation, possibly obtained via hypnosis?