Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

You're fantastic. However! I do miss the days (yesterday) of never having read the words "three inch flacid cervix". YEAH.

And then in the other thread Delias wants to rape diethx with a fat suit on and really I'm just like WHY INTERNET WHY. (Usually poltics is why.) Speaking of politics. I found a neat quote I'm about to put in my sig it will totally piss you off. Uno momento por favor.

You are!!

For the record, I wrote "three inch flaccid clitoris". How can a cervix be flaccid, first of all, and second of all I would have to have included a reference to diameter or circumference. That's just silly, Robinnnnnnnnn.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

You are!!

For the record, I wrote "three inch flaccid clitoris". How can a cervix be flaccid, first of all, and second of all I would have to have included a reference to diameter or circumference. That's just silly, Robinnnnnnnnn.

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Neither circumference nor length matter when you're referencing a three-inch clitoris; either way, something is biologically unusual.

The last few posts in this thread.

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Diet Mtn Dew is gross why am I drinking this.

I hate DST. I already wake up early. For the next several weeks, I wake up even earlier.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Diet Mtn Dew is gross why am I drinking this.

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Yet another reason to think you're quite LITRALLY insane.

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Originally Posted by msconstrew

I hate DST. I already wake up early. For the next several weeks, I wake up even earlier.

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I love it. I wish we got an extra hour every weekend.

Can't beat free Mtn Dew and fuck this time change. LITE. RALLY.

Hey did you guys know there is a whole subculture of people that worship Mountain Dew drinks? And I have seen them! I took pictures of them! My chubby programming unicorns in the frigid server forest.