Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today

Underbust.

I had to get a cap replaced today, had it for as long as I can remember. They offered to provide "cap art." I don't know why but it kind of cracks me up. (Not getting it, though).

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yzFz8jMugk...oothTattoo.jpg

Compression socks during a running workout. Or a rowing workout for that matter, but running is more current.

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Originally Posted by Gweneivia

I had to get a cap replaced today, had it for as long as I can remember. They offered to provide "cap art." I don't know why but it kind of cracks me up. (Not getting it, though).

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yzFz8jMugk...oothTattoo.jpg

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You don't want everyone to think you have a black tooth? What's up with that? Just imagine the kind of icebreaker that puppy can provide.

You smiling broadly at a date.
Date: You uhh...you uhh have something on your tooth...::grimaces::
You: No no, it's ART! Look. LOOK!
Date looking: Oh...yes..it's lovely.
You: No no no look closer, closer ::you move closer to date::
Date feeling a bit awkward now: Oh yes...it's like a cat or something...it's it's lovely.
You: No, C-L-O-S-E-R.
Date begins scanning area for nearest exit.
You: It's a wolf.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

You don't want everyone to think you have a black tooth? What's up with that? Just imagine the kind of icebreaker that puppy can provide.

You smiling broadly at a date.
Date: You uhh...you uhh have something on your tooth...::grimaces::
You: No no, it's ART! Look. LOOK!
Date looking: Oh...yes..it's lovely.
You: No no no look closer, closer ::you move closer to date::
Date feeling a bit awkward now: Oh yes...it's like a cat or something...it's it's lovely.
You: No, C-L-O-S-E-R.
Date begins scanning area for nearest exit.
You: It's a wolf.

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:rofl:

So 4 teeth are going to need some artwork.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanag...ghtx-large.jpg

One of the girls on the maintenance crew brought a translator into my office today to say that she could see I had lost some weight, and to ask what I was doing that was so successful.

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Originally Posted by Liagala

One of the girls on the maintenance crew brought a translator into my office today to say that she could see I had lost some weight, and to ask what I was doing that was so successful.

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I hope you responded, "Ruining marriages".

Just signed up for the first beach vball tournament next weekend, can't wait!

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Originally Posted by Showal

I hope you responded, "Ruining marriages".

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Of course. I mean, come on. Everyone knows illicit lunches with married men are healthier than any other kind, and supporting drunken vomiting friends is great exercise.