Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Unlike some Catholics posting in this thread, I have never been in a strip club

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Lantrinsorm, Latrinsorm, Latrinsorm...I am soooo glad you shared this with me. Don't you worry... I am going to help you be a better one.

As a Catholic I encourage you to become more involved in social charity balls. And make no mistake, giving money to strippers is an act of charity.

Statistically speaking, strippers largely have either one or several majorly fucked up family problems. The most common is a medical condition known as "daddy issues". This inhibits most of these women from otherwise being a contributing member of the workforce. For most of the girls, stripping is one of the few legal ways they can produce a respectable income. Tipping a stripper is providing a woman a quality of life that for so many would otherwise be unobtainable.

Additionally, within this stripper population, a valuable additional benefit applies to the younger ones (18-25). It is a well-known fact that the overwhelming majority of the 18-25 year old strippers are doing this not only for a decent quality of life, but also to fund their higher education. As anyone who has looked at the costs of attending a university knows, this is a very expensive endeavor. Morally speaking as a Catholic, this should be by far and large the target age group to support as they recieve the most benefit from your contributions.

When leaving a strip club, I have that same warm fuzzy feeling I get after stocking the food pantry of the St. Vincent De Paul Society or volunteering my time at Catholic Charities.

In recap, there are so many great reasons you should visit your local tiddy bar. Do it to support a quality of life. Do it for employing the emotionally unsound. Do it to support a college education. Do it for the love of women, Lanistrom.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Lantrinsorm, Latrinsorm, Latrinsorm...I am soooo glad you shared this with me. Don't you worry... I am going to help you be a better one.

As a Catholic I encourage you to become more involved in social charity balls. And make no mistake, giving money to strippers is an act of charity.

Statistically speaking, strippers largely have either one or several majorly fucked up family problems. The most common is a medical condition known as "daddy issues". This inhibits most of these women from otherwise being a contributing member of the workforce. For most of the girls, stripping is one of the few legal ways they can produce a respectable income. Tipping a stripper is providing a woman a quality of life that for so many would otherwise be unobtainable.

Additionally, within this stripper population, a valuable additional benefit applies to the younger ones (18-25). It is a well-known fact that the overwhelming majority of the 18-25 year old strippers are doing this not only for a decent quality of life, but also to fund their higher education. As anyone who has looked at the costs of attending a university knows, this is a very expensive endeavor. Morally speaking as a Catholic, this should be by far and large the target age group to support as they recieve the most benefit from your contributions.

When leaving a strip club, I have that same warm fuzzy feeling I get after stocking the food pantry of the St. Vincent De Paul Society or volunteering my time at Catholic Charities.

In recap, there are so many great reasons you should visit your local tiddy bar. Do it to support a quality of life. Do it for employing the emotionally unsound. Do it to support a college education. Do it for the love of women, Lanistrom.

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Your girlfriend didn't buy that story either, did she?

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Your girlfriend didn't buy that story either, did she?

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She did not.

That entire argument is really irrelevant to her. The mental image of me staring at other women's bouncing nakid tits and the physical touch nature of the environment disgusts her. She has clearly stated that this is a deal-breaker to the terms of our relationship. I place a high value to our relationship, so I am not able to attend these social charity events.

Ironically...well after we started dated and we had this conversation, my career led me to conduct business with owners of adult night clubs. I sell a particular grouping of specialized financial service products, and the last company I worked targeted the high risk market. I still kept to my promise and had to overcome a few hurtles...most of my business was conducted over the phone. When I met with those clients, it was never at their establishment. I also had to turn down attending the annual convention in Vegas and instead sent my manager. I heard he had a great time.

I guess I should have added to my previous comments that if you have a significant other, you should probably seek their approval first...

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Unlike some Catholics posting in this thread, I have never been in a strip club

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I don't know what this discussion is about because I am too lazy to read BUT let me chime in by saying that I am Catholic and have not only been to a strip club, I've put money in a strippers g-string.

I don't know how this is pertinent but that's never stopped me from contributing to a thread.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

I don't know what this discussion is about because I am too lazy to read BUT let me chime in by saying that I am Catholic and have not only been to a strip club, I've put money in a strippers g-string.

I don't know how this is pertinent but that's never stopped me from contributing to a thread.

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Oh, it's very pertinent.:howudoing:

Last night's episode of Sons of Anarchy :(

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Originally Posted by Tisket

I don't know what this discussion is about because I am too lazy to read BUT let me chime in by saying that I am Catholic and have not only been to a strip club, I've put money in a strippers g-string.

I don't know how this is pertinent but that's never stopped me from contributing to a thread.

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Rent+bills+everything else for a month at my first apartment added up to less than one week's paycheck (because there were like 6 of us, and the apartment was owned by my roommate's mother). Right about the time I moved in there, my friend brought me to a male strip club for my birthday. The rest of this story doesn't need to be told but I used to walk into that place and they'd say, "Hi Lisa, good to see you!" and give me a hug.

Then I moved, and got actual bills, and had to grow up. It was very disappointing.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I thought about strippin but I'm a little bit butterface so I figured anything in the direction of using my body as income was a bad idea.

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Isn't that pretty much the definition of stripper?

Have a phone interview shortly. Arranged it for when my son would be in school... so of course he was sent home sick.

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Originally Posted by Delias

Have a phone interview shortly. Arranged it for when my son would be in school... so of course he was sent home sick.

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Did you slap him?