Agreed. VOLCANO, HOOO!
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Kiss your islands goodbye, Kamchatka! That's what you get for being the bulwark of 7 armies per turn.
At the VMAs Mother Monster (paws up) was upset that people booed 1D so she played back the booing during her own set and sought them out after to reassure them that haters gonna hate, a message that I'm sure was only slightly distracted from by her traipsing around backstage in a shell bikini.
Put your hands up and live while you're young!
The VMAs have made me feel old this year. First off, I have no idea who the fuck Mother Monster is or any of the other stuff you posted, but of course I've heard about the Miley Cyrus thing and watched it earlier. I dunno, again, maybe I'm getting old, but that whole thing sucked from her coming out with that tongue problem (let's call it tongue tourettes; she can't control it and it just comes out. Frequently, it seems) through to the end with that horrible Two Chains shit (which I assume was Two Chains doing the 'song' since he said his name a bunch).
40+ doubles, 25+ home runs, 20+ stolen bases with 80%+ success rate.
Two players have done it more than once (each have done it twice).
Carlos Ivan Beltrán (2002 Royals, 2008 Mets)
David Allen Wright (2006, 2007 Mets)
The others: Hank Aaron, Bobby Abreu, Jason Bay, Ellis Burks, Howard Johnson, Chipper Jones, Willie Mays, Nate McClouth, Rafael Palmeiro, Dave Parker, Jimmy Rollins, Alfonso Soriano, Larry Walker
The only one to top 33 in every category was Hojo: 41 doubles, 36 home runs, 41 steals.
Flying to Seattle tomorrow for PAX. Yaaaaaay!
New York Times recommended articles for me:
1. The Results of the Baby-Llama Naming Contest
Dropped a bag of shit from my past and it feels good.
I'm in Seattle. My last hurrah before being homebound for months making sure my mother doesn't try to garden or something and tear herself a new one in the process. TOO BAD TISKET DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME.
Put a bid in on a house yesterday, let's see what happens.
Shouldn't be much competition on this one. It's out in the country, one neighbor within a mile (it's actually half an acre away but nothing else after that). It's been on the market awhile because of location but the location is exactly what I wanted.
Well land I own would be just over an acre, but there's about 6000 acres of field and woods that I should be able to access after I talk to the owner.
Some of the places I looked at were 5-12 acres but I didn't like the houses as much.
Homes in my neighborhood have been selling while on the market less than a week so you'll have to hurry.
YEAH.
I can vouch for Dex, she is only 80% as intimidating in person! And I did not see anyone get their throats cut at the various meet-ups, so there is definitely no reason to eliminate me as a witness!With an assault weapon rifle, no doubt!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
The topic of Daddy Sang Bass came up, and I had somehow internalized the key and hummed it in F, and it turned out the man in black in fact played it in F. High five to the dead man (in his wonderland).
Having Red Bull in my fridge so my lazy ass doesn't have to make tea or coffee when I caffeine crash in an hour or two.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/29/us/new...html?hpt=hp_t2
I like this precedent.Quote:
(CNN) -- We've all heard the dictum: Don't text and drive. Now a New Jersey state appeals court has an addendum: Don't knowingly text a driver -- or you could be held liable if he causes a crash.
I am not sure if I do or not. It is generally a simple enough thing to turn off or ignore your phone when you are driving, knowing you received a text message may tempt you into fiddling with your phone when you shouldn't be but the person who sent you the text isn't making you look at and respond to it while you are driving.
I don't like it, I don't like it one bit, no siree.
Why am I responsible for someone breaking the law? If anything we should be going after phone manufacturers, they didn't have to create cell phones!
We're going to protect ourselves so much that the retarded ones will keep having the opportunity to breed. We're going against nature.
You're only responsible if they can prove that you knowingly acted while the individual was driving.
That's like the following texts happening:
10:40.40-Person A: "Sup?"
10:40.56-Person B: "can't text driving kbye"
10:41.20-Person A: "omg, did u hear aboot my uber weekend, there was like this uberhottie ...."--blahblahblahteenlingo-
-silence-
10:41.50-Person A:"wereRu? up for pizza?"
-carcrash-
You knew the dude was driving, yet you texted him like a douche... I declare this the stop being a douche law.
If you think about it, it's pretty hard for evolution to keep humans from breeding, they only have to be about 14. It's pretty hard for any society to execute people before the age of 14.
The way evolution would work is for those people to be relatively less desirable, resulting in less breedings, resulting in smaller proportional shares, resulting in eventual extinction of those phenotypes... but say, can you hear that? It's the sound of Mendel.
Ridiculous amounts of awesome this week. Every class is better than expected. Books were expensive to the tune of 1600. Almost felt guilty handing that to the VA. In the end that was a smile for sure. This shouldn't be a smile but there's a new guy at work angling for my job. Green Beret with something like five tours in service. I'm flattered to have such excellent competition. But it's not going to happen. Nobody herds black dragons like me. swish....
Also boobs. They almost do the job themselves.
Rojo has boobs.
Tisket has boobs.
Best friends forever? Everyboobs love everyboobs?
Eric has
I have always thought that I do not, in fact, exist. Thank you for reaffirming this hypothesis. As a physicist, it is more important to be right than to exist. Why else would Godel starve to death? He knew, myn, he knew.
Oh my god, it's like I stumbled drunk into an existentialist lecture hall. VOMIT
I partake of this nonsense:
Something something Euthypro good and bad and right and wrong you are nothing we are nothing
Euthyphro was kind of a goof because he/Plato/So-crats did not anticipate the literally omnipotent deity of Christianity, which buggered all the rules and not in the cool child rape way of Greece, but really they were rad because democracy? And not the dirty Muslim democracy, the proper European kind where we put our women in veils because they can't satisfy a man.
And also I am slightly offended that you did not acknowledge my trademark on gastrointestinal expulsion vis a vis that offensively characterized whore Samantha and her even more offensively characterized heteronormative salvation.
(Bourgeios. :devilsmile:.)I am always happy for my plaintive suffering to draw snickers from the strong women I respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Latrinsorm I think you're slipping. There was a time when your internet Euthypro argument would have devastated. Now you're just Stanley Burrell. :(
I'll go for the obvious...
3 DAY WEEKEND!!! WOHOOO!!!
Just got a 64 ounce fountain drink at KFC.
My diabetes and I say FUCK YOU, Bloomberg.
How much better can my life get? I have a 64 ounce fountain drink!
This never fails to crack me up:
[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
The cobbled road girds the town along the inner side of the northern palisade. Just to the north stand the twin sentinels of the gate's guardtowers, silhouetted against the night sky. Guardsmen come and go through the main gates, keeping a close eye on the people of all races who move to and fro. Opposite the gates, you see the shop of Dakris the Furrier. You also see a giantman militia guardian.
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>
A rolton trots in!
>
A giantman militia guardian swings a sharp black steel axe at a rolton!
AS: +209 vs DS: +26 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +42 = +255
... and hits for 95 points of damage!
Deep slash to the rolton's right side!
Several inches of padding sliced off hip....
From the inside!
The rolton collapses to the ground, emits a final bleat, and dies.
A giantman militia guardian harshly exclaims, "Gahahaha! They will fall before my might!"
That guy trips me out.
His commercials remind me of a reverse Hitler giving a political speech.
First it looks like he hasn't took a shit in weeks. His face is about to pop. Then he starts with a harsh tone "Type 2 diabetes...check your blood sugar...good doctor...check it often...I SAID CHECK YOUR BLOOD SUGAR MOTHERFUCKER!!!". Then he switches to all calm and collected with "Liberty Medical can help you live a better life. We deliver right to your door so you don't have to physically strain your fat ass with excercise. It's a better life."
The new place is really starting to come together. Exhaustion well worth it.
Almost 48 hours now since I quit smoking and so far it is going really well. I feel that this time I'm really done with it. I'm a non-smoker!
You're a non-smoker. Awesome!
I got a Tisket portrait done, and I'm having a lazy day with hot chocolate. Life is fucking good.
I've been quit since 2006. IT CAN BE DONE. I smoked for 13 years, too.
Glad to know everyone who posted about quitting smoking is doing a good job so far, my mom has been trying to quit for the past 2 weeks..she was going down from 6 cigs a day to 2-3 cigs a day now
Good luck SP. I quit in 2008. Use aids if you can. I didn't and have pretty difficult cravings from time to time.
i can't even think of the word right now
whats the word for "quit smoking aids"! You know, those cigs. Ecigs? gum. mints.
lol i hate you
lol @ subzero
I quit seven years ago and, after about a year, I stopped getting cravings at all. I used the patch and gum for the first month then weaned myself off and was tobacco free within 3 months. If the price of cigarettes is one of the reasons you are giving up the habit, there is an app for smart phones that tracks how much money you save not smoking. I didn't have a smart phone when I quit but I kept track for a long time and it really adds up fast.
Good luck.
man in my building got on the elevator I was on with cuts all down his forearms. I asked what happened and he said he taught marines hand to hand combat and all the marks were from the plastic training knives. What a badass.
At least he can trim rose bushes, you can't even trim your nose hairs!
Off to Barcelona for the week!
Would you say someone who was raping 6 people a day and is now only raping 2-3 people a day is quitting raping? Sounds like they are just raping half as many people. Definitely still raping people though. I'd argue that they would still be considered a rapist, but that's just me and my crazy ideas.
Also, if a rapist hasn't raped anyone over the last two weeks, I'd say the evidence of them quitting raping for good is pretty marginal.
All this talk of rape is making me crave a cigarette.
One of those moments that calls for a little Sublime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg
haha great song.
Everyone in this thread has been reported.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps0108393b.jpg
Have you ever seen a more beautiful couple??? (This is a picture of an artist and her artist now-husband from her public instant-gram account so don't even start with me.)
This the person you were cyber stalking?
Reading youtube comments doesn't count!!! I can't help it if stalkers post youtube comments.
Appreciate the shoes, pal. Appreciate the cream suit on white shirt (and pulling it off). Appreciate the real or imagined hint of tanlines: no trollop she!
Is she more human than human?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg
I hope it is clear and not a secret to everyone that those I admire are worth more consideration than my peculiar rantings indicate for myself, against whom a God damned vid link may (in some cases) be an adequate responsorial (do you go one hand or both hands? both hands is kind of showy for Mass but one hand is kind of dictatorial for what is perhaps the third rank in catechistic hierarchy) (but then, we have been told that the rhythm commands, the spirit/spirits/Spirit responds to that which rhymes and is sung, but only because it is easier for us to remember?).
Friends and family on a mild weathered day... Memphis-style dry baby backs in the smoker and ice cold rocky mountain silver bullets in the cooler... A homemade apple pie baking in the oven and Blue Bell vanilla ice cream in the freezer...
That's how you tell the man to go eff himself. Today's our day.
(Also, still a non-smoker)
You tell the (hwhite) man to engage in anatomical impossibilities by devouring his poison? This is a strategy with which I am unfamiliar. Would you care for some tofu and green tea?
I thought he was wearing a bunch of layers of clothes...but it was just one shirt.
Don't insult my new crush.
Don't forget the British accent.
Put some shrimp on the barbie!
Australian accent works for me too.
When he started with the tongue, I lost it.
Applied for a job today (by way of sending an email requesting the application lol) and got an email back in under 5 hours and he mentioned an interview after the official application was in. Submitted my official application, gave some additional references. Here is to hoping I get the interview set up & get the job.
yo necessito dinero MUCHO.
Jessie Spano vs. Stacey Carosi on DWTS
Air conditioning om nom nom nom
It hasn't aired yet. The star lineup was just announced.
The owner interviewed me today for the job I applied for.
At the end he said that I was a good candidate, that I was good at maintaining eye contact and that I was engaging to talk to. So, I hope that means I get the job. 5-10 days until I know.
His employee told me (while he was going to get my paperwork) that I should make him laugh, and he loves corny jokes. So I made him laugh a bit but I couldn't find a way to incorporate "What do puff daddy and John Cougar Meloncamp have in common" "they both had a little diddy" into conversation.
If an interviewer told me that I was good at maintaining eye contact, I would find another place to work.
But you have such a purdy mouth Bob.
new router arrived yesterday, just in time for RtCF
Confident in my selections this week. By the numbers, my carefully assembled collection of talented football athletes are going to eliminate my adversary by a wide margin of victory. Easy W this week for the dynasty army known as @$$ n' TDs.
My house has been on the market less than 24hours, I've had two scheduled showings and two offers. I've countered both let the games begin.
Full counter, card remains untapped and gains swamp walking.
And people who would want to move to the unsettled, empty plains of Indiana would naturally be running black... it's brilliant.
Two dentists with similar names apparentally right across the street from one another. I accidentally called the wrong dentist to set up an appointment, then went the the right one and got seen on walk in at the correct time anyway. #winning
It was Surf Ninjas. That one with the Game Gear. Remember? It was Surf Ninjas. I thought it was Three Ninjas (etc.) too, but no.
My granddaughter's fever broke. That made me smile.
One of the guys I work with divorced his fatass dependapotamus wife who calls him every.fucking.deployment via satphone to argue. We are kidnapping him ala zipties and hood and driving all the way to bolivar where a grand bonfire, beer and hopefully bbq awaits.
Popping my collar and rinsing my eyeliner off.
Vodka shots and sashimi. I'm no Napolean Moskva. I go down with this ship.
But are you a fellow Moskiewicz?
Lithuanian? Of course! Isn't everyone?
All are Latvian. Die of malnourish.
http://i.imgur.com/MPWZi.gif
won the Blackworks runestaff
My best friend on tricky contract negotiations.
me: well i cant say no
C: freebies get you used
me: too late
C: then charge them and pay your bills
collect something from it dang
take all the computers and office supplies home with you atleast
coffee and mustard and ketchup , mine!
me: lol
C: hot sauce from the kitchen mine!
me: your crazy
C: toilet paper
I know. I'm resigned to the fact that no amount of higher learning is going to give me perfect grammar or spelling. :[
yeah.
Just booked my flight to New York for Thanksgiving. It'll be the first time in too many years that I'll spend the holiday with my family.
My chickens have started laying eggs. There is something awesome about eating eggs from chickens you raised yourself, lovingly, by hand, from two days old. Makes breakfast much more satisfying!
I got bored, so I mixed some hot pink and purple dye and slathered it on my highlights.
But it's Breaking Bad tonight! Time for some drinks!
New mouse. :D LoLing so hard
My uncle has been making a few types of his chickens hump on the regular to try and squeeze out a new breed that is good for both meat and eggs. I was four years old the first time I saw a chicken butchered. These are my only chicken-related stories regarding living (or recently deceased) chickens.
I have two really awesome roosters I might let hatch some chicks next spring. They were supposed to barred rocks, but they're some sort of mix. I'm thinking maybe La Feche and Polish, but I can't be sure about the latter. Definitely La Feche. Thought it'd be cool to see what I got. I have a pretty mixed flock. One barred rock, one Rhode Island red, one buttercup, an easter egger, a California white, and a red sex link, plus the two roosters who are practically twins. Be interesting to see what kind of combination I might get.
Oh for the love of America post pictures of these awesome birds already.
This might be a dumb question but is it hard to maintain them? What kind of cleaning is involved?
If they ever get loose just wait for a Hylian kid to come around and promise to give him an empty beer bottle if he collects them quickly enough. Hylians don't understand the concept of "minimum wage".
It rained pretty hard today and I got to drive in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOrdOl6xoRc
"Yo momma so fat and dumb she thought heavy support meant she'd get more benefits."
...
"Take... that... back."
User Conference, after dinner last night took some of them out to the bar. Closed said bar. This morning they are just starting to get to the meetings...obviously they didn't hydrate enough.
once you get the structures built, they're easy. You just have to feed and water them, rake out the coop once a month and collect eggs every day. Easier than dogs. They don't require attention. They're like garbage disposals for vegetable waste too. I cut up a zucchini that was a little mealy and have been treating them with it for days. They love it.
The rooster is the one being held up for a close up. He's gorgeous now and doesn't look like such a devil bird anymore. I just don't have a more recent close up of that awesome comb.
It's actually not nearly as bad as you might think. Chicken manure isn't very smelly at all, and it only takes about a half hour tops (if the chickens keep getting in the way, like they love to do) or less. Plus the compost makes the best fertilizer I've ever heard of. Usually I share with my neighbor. She gives me some from her horses, and I give her some from my chickens. Our gardens have never been more plentiful!
Oh my god. Whoever just repped me Rick Perry/nickleback loop, I love you.
I happened to be near someone whose ringtone was 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite.
It's settled, then.
Then I have to wonder where in the heck he was getting it. I can let my coop stretch out to six weeks between cleanings, and it's not uncomfortable at all. We're not talking about a very large structure either, so the scent isn't particularly powerful in my case. I don't know why it would be so terrible in his case.
ETA:
The term "fields" implies a lot of land. Perhaps quantity is to blame?
Is Latrinsorm being especially passive aggressive today or am I imagining it.
Also: Pat Riley is possibly a sorcerer: "I'll tell him the main thing is to make sure the main thing remains the main thing."
In related news, Pat Riley is definitely a sorcerer.
I was going to make an "NBA 2014 Free Agency" thread but that's a bit much even for me. Anyway, I thought Adande made a great comment that I will expound upon here.
LeBron in 2014, Heat vs. Lakers.
1. Powerman
Pat Riley
Jim Buss
2. Visibly aging 2-guard teammate
Dwyane Wade: frequently and voluntarily declares LeBron the #1 player, will be 33
Kobe Bryant: honestly thinks he is comparable to Peyton Manning (although this is a fair defensive comparison given #18's 0 tackles the last 5 years heyooooo), will be 36. For reference, Ray Allen was 36 last year, and lost his starting job to friggin' Avery Bradley. Also please note that Kobe already has more MP than Allen, and considering he will be playing for D'Antoni for at least part of next season is likely to have logged A MILLION minutes played by 2014.
[Kobe truthers please note: I could have compared Kobe's defense to Justin Timberlake, but I didn't. Out of respect.] [For Justin. :heart:]
3. Euro-style big man who really seems like a decent human being and doesn't deserve the enormous scorn heaped upon him, but still
Chris Bosh (UNLESS he decides to opt out and go back to friggin' Toronto)
Pau Gasol (IF they and he decide to re-sign there)
Can anyone explain to me how Pau Gasol, arguably the MVP and at absolute worst the second most valuable player of TWO title teams, is treated by the Lakers the same way the Heat treat Mario "Motherfucking" Chalmers?
4. Coach
I just didn't have the heart.
This is a smile because LeBron will never, ever, ever wear the purple and gold while Kobe is there. Either Kobe gets turfed or LeBron stays away, it's a win for me.
This is why you should never skip a leg day.
http://i.imgur.com/Hm8zKFV.jpg
No rockets red glare or bombs bursting in air.
I'm going to have to go with the cat owner theory, which suggests that you just get used to the disgusting stench after a while. My sister has chickens, they change the shavings in the coop weekly, they spend most of their time outdoors, and it never really smells like roses.
It's kinda bullshit they aren't available all year long but this still makes me happy. All five monster cereals will be available this year: Count Chocula, Fruit Brute, Fruity Yummy Mummy, Boo Berry and Franken Berry.
http://jezebel.com/count-chocula-and...hes-1187387555
I change my VM everyday when I get into the office. I always thank the caller, give the date, and any relevant appointments I have that will keep me away from my desk.
My coworkers find this strange, but it is just something I do.
Right in the middle of my normal routine message after saying Wendesday September 11th, my colleague yelled out very loudly "HUUUUUUUMP DAYYYYYY!!!". I gave it a slight pause but finished the message and I'm leaving it as is.
Fuck yeah it's hump day.
Got an over-under pair of monitors going now. Top monitor has the security camera feeds on it so I can keep an eye on my kid while doing homework or even playing the occasional video game in the other room. Such a good idea- the video feeds have already prevented one injury and two otherwise unhappy incidents.
I might agree with you except it never really bothered me. I was raised in the city, so it should have at least been noticeable at first. I suppose it depends entirely on how many chickens in how big of a space and how well ventilated it is. I have 8 chickens, an oversized coop for that number, and the top third is chicken wire. That perhaps could be it.
House sold. Yay! Need roomies. Meh.
Fireworks on the beach!
It's been swell, but I'm gone.
Huh.
**Oh wow he unfriended me on FB. I wonder when that happened. I really pay attention for shit. :(
Delias, wait. I never got the chance to ask if that elf you used for an avatar had tattoos or was just really dirty.
Tatts.
My iPhone changed tatts to tarts which made me smile.
I left him mean rep.
Oh come on.
http://i.imgur.com/hFW8j8Z.jpg
heee heeheeeeeeeeeee
Freedom! And a new laptop didn't hurt. :)
:) Thanks!
i found out im going to be a grandma tonight.:wubsmiley: