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09-08-2012, 10:55 PM
4a6c1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell

Imagine a cross between M.C. Escher and Bosch's paintings. Then combine the sounds of Swan Lake and Metallica. Inhale the odor of lemon-scented cleaner blended into a fragrance with a hint of dead fish. Then feel the sense of cold, combined with the searing pain of 3rd degree burns. After that, let's see, that's four I think; right, after that, imagine a warm bowl of mushroom soup, creme de le sour milk.

And finally, neglect all of that and use the sixth sense -- that's the real trick, not reading much of mine or anyone else's posts and then sometimes finding something to paraphrase to your own utilitarian one-liner. That's how Stanley motherfucking Burrell rolls.

I dunno, shit, probably a bunch of cartoon-esque Quasimotos with neon purple dildo legs upholding the flag of the U.S.S.R. as they dock their intrinsically vaginal shaped canoe to help gimp squad gain face in the sewer system with erythropoetic hemopheliacs with DSM-labeled sexual disorders. I think.

Quoting incase he decides to become somehow less awesome in the next five minutes.
09-08-2012, 10:56 PM
4a6c1

also mc escher paintings = :(
09-08-2012, 11:29 PM
msconstrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by RojoDisco

also mc escher paintings = :(

Nooooo!
09-09-2012, 12:09 AM
4a6c1

Exactly. That's what I said. Blue fish red fish blue fish red fish. Why why why why?!

Please don't tell me you have horrible taste in art. There might be a limp wristed girl slap across the face in your future.

Quick without thinking: #5 or #19??
09-09-2012, 12:14 AM
4a6c1

This is art:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dEszHwVnn-...e_red_egg_.jpg

This is LSD:

http://rbinkley.files.wordpress.com/...scher-fish.jpg
09-09-2012, 12:17 AM
Androidpk

If I never have to take a fine art class I will be a very happy person.
09-09-2012, 12:17 AM
4a6c1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Androidpk

If I never have to take a fine art class I will be a very happy person.

Blacklisted.
09-09-2012, 12:22 AM
msconstrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by Androidpk

If I never have to take a fine art class I will be a very happy person.

THIS made me frown.

No, I don't have terrible taste in art. No. 19!
09-09-2012, 12:23 AM
Androidpk

Quote:

Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Blacklisted.

Obama kill listed!
09-09-2012, 12:25 AM
4a6c1

Quote:

Originally Posted by msconstrew

No. 19!

Yes! We have Tiger's blood and Adonis DNA. Winning!