Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

11,000 so called scientists signed a petition declaring climate change an emergency and urged the world to do something before we all die in 6 months or something.

Well they have now had to remove dozens of names from this list of supposed scientists because they weren't quite sure they were real scientists.

Among those removed were Mickey Mouse who was listed as a professor at the "Mickey Mouse School of the Blind" and Albus Dumbledore listed as headmaster of Hogwarts.

No, really, this is a real thing that happened.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

11,000 so called scientists signed a petition declaring climate change an emergency and urged the world to do something before we all die in 6 months or something.

Well they have now had to remove dozens of names from this list of supposed scientists because they weren't quite sure they were real scientists.

Among those removed were Mickey Mouse who was listed as a professor at the "Mickey Mouse School of the Blind" and Albus Dumbledore listed as headmaster of Hogwarts.

No, really, this is a real thing that happened.

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They try SO HARD to be believed. Socialism really is the only answer to battling climate change... if only we just let them!

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

11,000 so called scientists signed a petition declaring climate change an emergency and urged the world to do something before we all die in 6 months or something.

Well they have now had to remove dozens of names from this list of supposed scientists because they weren't quite sure they were real scientists.

Among those removed were Mickey Mouse who was listed as a professor at the "Mickey Mouse School of the Blind" and Albus Dumbledore listed as headmaster of Hogwarts.

No, really, this is a real thing that happened.

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I require a link for keks.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I require a link for keks.

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/c...ames-1.5350570

Trump receives mostly cheers but some boos when he went to that MMA fight. Liberal media finds cell phone footage taken from people who themselves were booing to make it seem like Trump was only booed.
Liberal media: OMG! Everyone boos Trump at MMA fight!

Trump receives boos at the world series because DC is filled with swamp creatures, not to mention every president gets booed at baseball games.
Liberal media: OMG! Everyone boos Trump at world series cause they hate him!

Liberal media salivates at the thought of Trump getting booed in Alabama at a college football game. Instead Trump is cheered so hard that some people had to be rushed to the hospital for blown out ear drums. Okay I'm exaggerating. Maybe.
Liberal media:

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Trump receives mostly cheers but some boos when he went to that MMA fight. Liberal media finds cell phone footage taken from people who themselves were booing to make it seem like Trump was only booed.
Liberal media: OMG! Everyone boos Trump at MMA fight!

Trump receives boos at the world series because DC is filled with swamp creatures, not to mention every president gets booed at baseball games.
Liberal media: OMG! Everyone boos Trump at world series cause they hate him!

Liberal media salivates at the thought of Trump getting booed in Alabama at a college football game. Instead Trump is cheered so hard that some people had to be rushed to the hospital for blown out ear drums. Okay I'm exaggerating. Maybe.
Liberal media:

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In before someone blames Trump for Alabama's loss. Go Tigers!

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Trump receives mostly cheers but some boos when he went to that MMA fight. Liberal media finds cell phone footage taken from people who themselves were booing to make it seem like Trump was only booed.
Liberal media: OMG! Everyone boos Trump at MMA fight!

Trump receives boos at the world series because DC is filled with swamp creatures, not to mention every president gets booed at baseball games.
Liberal media: OMG! Everyone boos Trump at world series cause they hate him!

Liberal media salivates at the thought of Trump getting booed in Alabama at a college football game. Instead Trump is cheered so hard that some people had to be rushed to the hospital for blown out ear drums. Okay I'm exaggerating. Maybe.
Liberal media:

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It’s funny because according to Dana White UFC might have never gone anywhere if it weren’t for Trump.

https://youtu.be/9cwr4b5Wzgs

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Originally Posted by Methais

It’s funny because according to Dana White UFC might have never gone anywhere if it weren’t for Trump.

https://youtu.be/9cwr4b5Wzgs

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Just put a swastika tattoo on your fucking bald head, Dana White. It's obvious how much you hate Jews.

Fucking Nazi.

Fact: Dana White used to have hair. After he met Donald Trump, he decided to shave it bald.

Even Tariq Nasheed, noted black supremacist and hater of whites, has had enough of Democrats' shit.

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Trump is actually talking about providing specific tangibles to Foundational Black Americans

Yet the democrats who Black Americans have been so naively loyal to, are adamant about NOT doing anything specific for Black Americans.

So why should we honestly support the democrats?

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Originally Posted by GSIV Rogue

I highly recommend:

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Racist.