Roids were not nice to me today
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Roids were not nice to me today
Further frown, every time my dad talks financial stuff, I dig around the markets some and inevitably come across him in the banks section. Then I see how much stock he owns just in his bank. Then I look at the stock price. Then I multiply. Then I frown mightily because I am a pauper who could be making a shit ton more money if I simply compromised what I personally believe in.
Which is, I believe, how the first steps to hating yourself are taken.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
Getting texts from the ex.
Remind your father that it is a good idea to have a token blue eyed son in case he has to pose for diversity photos. I'll provide my resume.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
my txts to my ex are to ask for him to pay me back the money he owes me. Before you say I'll never see it, I have started seeing it :) Do you owe her money?Quote:
Originally Posted by Reliel
Rule 1) You never lend money that you expect to see back.
My best friend is already a blue eyed, blonde German-Irish, with 3 blue eyed blonde baby girls. I think he's covered in that department.
I have about twenty diverse stations on Pandora. They've tried to add Michael Buble (who is a second rate cover artist) and Bill Withers (who I actually like, but doesn't fit the stations) to each and every one of them. Sneaky bastards.
No, thank whatever God is relevant to kids today. It's ye olde fashioned booty call.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allereli