Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

Oh shit! The media unearthed an actual story that has a real chance of impeaching Trump!!!

Donald Trump Stole Pancakes and Forgot a Relative Was Dead While Visiting Family, Cousin Claims

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Mackay recalled one morning when the future president committed two social faux pas in quick succession. "He was here one morning I was busy making pancakes and he had forgotten my husband had died," she said. "He put a few pancakes in [his] pocket and never said 'cheerio' or anything."

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I really hope the Democrats are successful in their push for impeachment now! The nerve of this man eating pancakes!

That's got to be all time WTF coverage. Can you imagine the "reporter" hearing that and thinking... OMG, this is a news story.

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

That's got to be all time WTF coverage. Can you imagine the "reporter" hearing that and thinking... OMG, this is a news story.

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The best part is they actually contacted the White House to see if they wanted to comment on the story before they published it. I know it's hard to believe but the White House declined, probably because they thought it was just The Onion again making a prank call.

PANCAKE GATE! Pancakes are eaten in Russia, clear Russian influence in our choices of food. Trump STOLE (Russian) pancakes at a funeral and probably gave them to Russian oligarchs. All witnesses do not recall any of this, but it'll be in the NYT's tomorrow.

That would imply his family is Russian. Clearly an impeachable offense.

Trudeau Begs for Forgiveness Over ‘Blackface’ and ‘Brownface’ Photos: I Just Get Too Excited About Costumes

https://pluralist.com/wp-content/upl...019/09/td2.jpg

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How the fuck are all these politicians wearing blackface? I've never seen a costume where someone did they before, and I live in hicktown USA.

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Originally Posted by Alfster

How the fuck are all these politicians wearing blackface? I've never seen a costume where someone did they before, and I live in hicktown USA.

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Because rich people do stupid shit.

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Originally Posted by Alfster

How the fuck are all these politicians wearing blackface? I've never seen a costume where someone did they before, and I live in hicktown USA.

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It's because leftists are racist.

EDIT: Except Taernath

I honestly think they have their head shoved so far up their own assholes they don't realize it could be considered racist. All this stuff, intent matters. I don't think he intended to be racist, he was playing a role in a play. On the other side of the coin, I like the left getting blasted for it because they do the same damn thing if someone from the Right does it in the same circumstances.