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07-25-2012, 09:40 PM
Androidpk

How much coke are you carrying?
07-25-2012, 10:19 PM
4a6c1

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Originally Posted by magiceatsyou

Flying ants? Psh, try flying cockroaches! Those things are horribly repulsive.

Flying cockroaches almost always put me in a daze where I fantasize about burning everything in sight with incendiary (that'll show 'em!!!). Fucking coastal Texas. This happens alot.

Flying ants not so much. Actually that sounds worse!
07-25-2012, 10:40 PM
Suppressed Poet

Quote:

Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Flying cockroaches almost always put me in a daze where I fantasize about burning everything in sight with incendiary (that'll show 'em!!!). Fucking coastal Texas. This happens alot.

Flying ants not so much. Actually that sounds worse!

Snakes do not scare me. Sharks do not scare me. Zombies do not scare me. Cockroaches, especialy flying ones, scare the shit out of me.
07-25-2012, 10:50 PM
Musicalia

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Originally Posted by Asile

Facebook was kind enough to email me the post a friend made that a mutual acquaintance died last week. I haven't really talked with her in a few years, but she was a good woman.

This is one of the reasons why FB sucks and I almost never log onto it any more.

Facebook reminds me why I hated all those people in high school.

Funny, I still hate them.
07-25-2012, 11:21 PM
subzero

Quote:

Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Flying cockroaches almost always put me in a daze where I fantasize about burning everything in sight with incendiary (that'll show 'em!!!). Fucking coastal Texas. This happens alot.

Flying ants not so much. Actually that sounds worse!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Snakes do not scare me. Sharks do not scare me. Zombies do not scare me. Cockroaches, especialy flying ones, scare the shit out of me.

Florida would be a real bad place for both of you, I'm thinking.
07-25-2012, 11:27 PM
Androidpk

I can deal with cockroaches and snakes and spiders but silverfish and house centipedes creep me the fuck out.
07-25-2012, 11:32 PM
DCSL

I tend to use Facebook to alert all my friends who are in the same area that there are vicious cocker spaniels on the loose.
07-26-2012, 12:17 AM
4a6c1

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Originally Posted by DCSL

I tend to use Facebook to alert all my friends who are in the same area that there are vicious cocker spaniels on the loose.

This is excellent. I predict your cocker spaniels will find some flying ants that remind them of Starship Troopers.
07-26-2012, 01:37 AM
iJin

Now to make matters worse--my beloved sister left a half eaten apricot in her trash over night, she shook the can, and then came fruit flies.

Good god. I think there is only one or two left, but it's bugging me. Why are insects being assholes. BEASTIAL INVASION.
07-26-2012, 10:37 AM
Latrinsorm

Insects are God's way of telling us to make a perfect, sterile Moon colony. We have the technology!!