Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Whoa, wait wait wait. It's purple? That changes EVERYTHING. You take that purple boat and LOVE IT.

Get one of those chain licence place holders. And a decal of Jesus and/or Mary on the back window.

The car is bigger than the car I have now. But that is the reason I hate it. It isn't big like a truck, or small like my Hyundai. It's a midsized car and I hate it. gr

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Boat honda? What the hell are you getting because I don't even think they make a big car!

Do me a favor since you don't like it, and since it's purple, please please please mexicanize the shit out of it. Fake air vents, fake spoiler, coffee can exhaust (with no other engine work), make a non functioning and off center hood scoop, etc.

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I'm pretty sure its an old accord. I think it's hideous. The dash is so long, I can't sit back and touch the front of the windshield.

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Originally Posted by DCSL

Whoa, wait wait wait. It's purple? That changes EVERYTHING. You take that purple boat and LOVE IT.

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Its eggplant colored

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Originally Posted by Allereli

Here is a study from Yale about gender/race discrimination in car sales.

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Instead of trying to scare her with a twenty year old study, why not encourage her to act like an intelligent, mature person and do some research before car shopping. Or I guess instead you can encourage her to fear what millions of women manage to accomplish without having to drag a male friend along.

You'll need to emblazon your family surname across the back window as well, preferably in the Old English font.

Just so long as it doesn't distract from Jesus.

I might just.

If I end up with the Honda, which it's really looking like I'm gonna, I'll promise to buy a bobble head Jesus if nothing else.

Fuck Jesus, Look what I found yes
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