Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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08-06-2019, 06:58 PM
Gelston

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taernath

I don't know what his personal politics are, but he does speak out about climate change so he's sometimes perceived as liberal.

He lost a lot of fans after he got caught up in MeToo, but mostly it's because he's the kind of person who after being told you have a headache, would say, 'well the bullet ant is rated 4+ on the Schmidt pain index, your headache can't be as bad as that'. He is 'factually correct', but also an insufferable tit. See: the picture I posted.

Because he is a real life Vulcan.
08-06-2019, 07:02 PM
Suppa Hobbit Mage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gelston

Scientists aren't known for being sensitive.

You mean for being fact based?

Statisticians are the ones who lie.
08-06-2019, 08:00 PM
Parkbandit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taernath

I don't know what his personal politics are, but he does speak out about climate change so he's sometimes perceived as liberal.

He lost a lot of fans after he got caught up in MeToo, but mostly it's because he's the kind of person who after being told you have a headache, would say, 'well the bullet ant is rated 4+ on the Schmidt pain index, your headache can't be as bad as that'. He is 'factually correct', but also an insufferable tit. See: the picture I posted.

I had no idea he was caught up in the #MeToo thing.

Also, no one likes an insufferable tit. I like mine big and perky
08-07-2019, 04:03 AM
Gelston

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...1c&oe=5DD2E388
08-07-2019, 02:58 PM
Methais

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gelston

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...1c&oe=5DD2E388

:lol:
08-07-2019, 03:00 PM
Methais

Trump plan to re-raise flags on August 8 will send message to neo-Nazis, former FBI official warns

TLDR:

Trump flying flags half mast until August 8

August 8 = 8/8

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet

8/8 = HH = Heil Hitler = Orange man bad
08-07-2019, 03:01 PM
Tgo01

Democrats: We need to make it so gun owners need a license, need insurance, and be put on a gun registry!
Also Democrats: Voter ID is racist because blacks can't afford IDs!!!
08-07-2019, 03:03 PM
Methais

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tgo01

Democrats: We need to make it so gun owners need a license, need insurance, and be put on a gun registry!
Also Democrats: Voter ID is racist because blacks can't afford IDs!!!

“This won’t affect blacks because they can’t afford guns anyway!” -Also Democrats, probably
08-07-2019, 03:49 PM
Tgo01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methais

Trump plan to re-raise flags on August 8 will send message to neo-Nazis, former FBI official warns

TLDR:

Trump flying flags half mast until August 8

August 8 = 8/8

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet

8/8 = HH = Heil Hitler = Orange man bad

Democrats really are insane.
08-07-2019, 04:50 PM
Alfster

Fuck that's a real article. Jesus Christ.