Probably after Hillary breaks down some barriers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
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Probably after Hillary breaks down some barriers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
I'll be running for Governor of Louisiana soon. I expect your vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Just had to kill this thread, huh? How dare you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
So did big girl get a job?
And for fun.
post 36Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobmuhthol
post 47Just found these, and laughed... But didn't wanna bump the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
And...
post 50From Bobs post, http://pastebin.com/yAMqvmhAQuote:
Originally Posted by Bobmuhthol
Code:(11:39:13 AM) Innocent Victim has signed on.
(11:42:03 AM) Terrible Person: Hey cutie
(11:42:10 AM) Innocent Victim: lawl
(11:42:32 AM) Terrible Person: There's nothing funny about that.
(11:42:41 AM) Innocent Victim: I pwnt my history midterm
(11:42:45 AM) Innocent Victim: 20 minute test :-)
(11:43:13 AM) Terrible Person: I'm very proud of you.
(11:43:16 AM) Terrible Person: You're living up to your potential.
(11:43:28 AM) Innocent Victim: lawl lawl
(11:43:46 AM) Innocent Victim: I can't take you seriously - you're not serious dear.
(11:44:24 AM) Terrible Person: I surely am.
(11:45:34 AM) Terrible Person: What would convince you?
(11:46:10 AM) Innocent Victim: lawl. Come to quincy market and act this way for realz. but don't buy me lunch because the state is buying me that
(11:46:15 AM) Innocent Victim: /win for state money
(11:46:28 AM) Innocent Victim: /sad for 18% budget cut and the consolodation of the CSU system
(11:47:16 AM) Innocent Victim: OH and explain how this suddenly changes from TEH HATE
(11:47:17 AM) Innocent Victim: to TEH LUV
(11:47:18 AM) Terrible Person: I don't know if I'll have the opportunity to do that. I would totally, though.
(11:47:54 AM) Terrible Person: I think it has something to do with how fantastic you are.
(11:48:00 AM) Innocent Victim: lolololol
(11:48:09 AM) Innocent Victim: I wish you could see the snort laughter over here.
(11:48:13 AM) Terrible Person: Me too
(11:48:41 AM) Innocent Victim: lawl you lay it on too thick
(11:48:53 AM) Innocent Victim: Hense, I strongly believe you have something living in your mind
(11:49:14 AM) Terrible Person: Yes, it's a living manifestation of my adoration.
(11:49:28 AM) Innocent Victim: lolololol
(11:49:45 AM) Innocent Victim: You know - its like when you're a kid and you pretend to sleep, you pretend long enough and it happens!
(11:49:47 AM) Innocent Victim: WATCH OUT
(11:50:20 AM) Terrible Person: I'd be concerned if I were pretending.
(11:50:34 AM) Innocent Victim: Oh yeah?
(11:50:42 AM) Terrible Person: Yes.
(11:50:47 AM) Innocent Victim: Whys that
(11:51:19 AM) Terrible Person: Because I'm not pretending; if I were, I would need to be careful of actually falling for you.
(11:51:27 AM) Terrible Person: Given that it has already happened, ain't nothing to worry about.
(11:51:41 AM) Innocent Victim: ... lawl
(11:52:44 AM) Innocent Victim: Okay, you love me. Buy me things
(11:52:51 AM) Terrible Person: What do you want?
(11:52:56 AM) Innocent Victim: The world
(11:53:02 AM) Terrible Person: I can't afford that.
(11:53:08 AM) Innocent Victim: then you don't love me, obvi
(11:53:13 AM) Terrible Person: I still do.
(11:53:20 AM) Innocent Victim: false. you'd buy me the world
(11:53:48 AM) Terrible Person: I need your address so I can send it.
(11:53:57 AM) Innocent Victim: you can't send the world!
(11:54:01 AM) Innocent Victim: Not enough postage.
(11:54:04 AM) Terrible Person: That's what you think.
(11:54:06 AM) Innocent Victim: I just want it to be named after me
(11:54:13 AM) Terrible Person: I love you, so I'll make it happen.
(11:54:37 AM) Innocent Victim: Bring it to NYC or Quincy market
(11:54:42 AM) Innocent Victim: Will b in both cities in the same weekend
(11:54:45 AM) Innocent Victim: be*
(11:55:38 AM) Terrible Person: Why would you travel east and west in the same weekend? You barely have time to spend in either location
(11:55:49 AM) Innocent Victim is no longer away.
(11:56:15 AM) Innocent Victim: lol because I'm taking people to the MET saturday and then Quincy Market sunday
(11:56:18 AM) Innocent Victim: Its my job broseph
(11:56:36 AM) Terrible Person: Cool job.
(11:56:42 AM) Innocent Victim: lolol
(11:56:45 AM) Innocent Victim: glitterboard
(11:56:47 AM) Terrible Person: Quincy Market is super uneventful
(11:57:08 AM) Innocent Victim: Never been to Mass
(11:57:12 AM) Terrible Person: But you can eat at the famous Cheers bar and restaurant!
(11:57:21 AM) Terrible Person: (It's not where Cheers was filmed)
(11:57:28 AM) Innocent Victim: We're supposed to eat at the hat place
(11:57:32 AM) Terrible Person: lol
(11:57:41 AM) Innocent Victim: (thats all I got)
(11:57:56 AM) Terrible Person: Dick's Last Resort?
(11:58:03 AM) Innocent Victim: I guess?
(11:58:07 AM) Innocent Victim: Do they write rude things on hats
(11:58:08 AM) Innocent Victim: ?
(11:58:09 AM) Terrible Person: Yes.
(11:59:16 AM) Terrible Person: I've never been there because I don't need a gimmick to eat food but it's pretty popular.
(11:59:30 AM) Innocent Victim: They're college students its funneh
(11:59:59 AM) Terrible Person: What you should be doing is going to a Red Sox game.
(12:00:06 PM) Innocent Victim: ...
(12:00:09 PM) Terrible Person: Much better than some hat restaurant.
(12:00:11 PM) Terrible Person: ...
(12:00:21 PM) Innocent Victim: Unless they're being ass raped by the Yankees I don't want to see that
(12:00:27 PM) Terrible Person:
(12:01:04 PM) Terrible Person: Well in the event that I somehow end up at Quincy Market which probably won't happen but if it does I will take you to real locations that don't suck.
(12:01:19 PM) Terrible Person: Why do you even call it Quincy Market? I would think you would refer to it as Faneuil Hall.
(12:01:37 PM) Innocent Victim: idfk thats what they call it
(12:02:07 PM) Terrible Person: If you say so.
(12:02:09 PM) Innocent Victim: lawl - I can't leave the thing
(12:02:21 PM) Innocent Victim: the area that is quincy market
(12:02:26 PM) Innocent Victim: I get leh fired
(12:02:32 PM) Terrible Person: Okay well I will take you to places within Faneuil Hall that suck less than others,
(12:02:34 PM) Innocent Victim: Or I'd be hanging out with Nikki and Kellen
(12:03:10 PM) Terrible Person: That's a weird way to say me but okay.
(12:03:32 PM) Innocent Victim: why?
(12:03:40 PM) Innocent Victim: lol
(12:03:40 PM) Terrible Person: Why what?
(12:03:46 PM) Innocent Victim: nevermind I read that wrong
(12:03:57 PM) Innocent Victim: I would be snugglehn with teh kellen and teh nikki
(12:04:16 PM) Terrible Person: Are you trying to make me jealous?
(12:05:07 PM) Innocent Victim: obviously
(12:05:26 PM) Innocent Victim: Except if I was really trying I would point out that I have a boyfriend who I love and adore and will be snuggling and sleeping with in a few short days so...
(12:05:32 PM) Innocent Victim: (see what I did there?)
(12:05:57 PM) Terrible Person: It's fine, we can still be together, I don't mind.
(12:06:25 PM) Innocent Victim: lawlalwalwlael
(12:06:33 PM) Innocent Victim: so many extra letters form lawling
(12:06:52 PM) Terrible Person:
(12:07:41 PM) Terrible Person: I need to get out of here but I hope we can continue to discuss how we are going to further facilitate our relationship later.
(12:07:45 PM) Terrible Person: Goodbye!
(12:07:48 PM) Innocent Victim: lolol
I think pk got a job...Quote:
Originally Posted by AestheticDeath
Taco Bell? Wendy's? Burger King? Details please...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
I'm running for Governor of Louisiana soon too. I expect your vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
Your campaign would consist purely of memes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
How is that any different from what we normally see of campaign ads?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston