Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Last night stubbed my toe on bed frame getting ready for work. At work a folded server fell on the toe. This morning spider bit that same damn toe. FUCKING REALLY UNIVERSE?!

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http://www.demotivationalposters.org...1240947156.jpg

You're so dumb hahaha. My brain went all over the place with that one. FIRST that looks like a dude I know named Barney. He shark fishes and does not have a toe nose. Then I thought, wonder what the waves are like at east beach. Then I thought, what if I wear gators to work, hmm?! Gators with welder boots underneath will be my line of defense against the universe. No I'm not that ballsy. I will probably wear some comfy loafers like an old lady because my big toe is the size of a moose knuckle today. And if you can find a demotivational poster for all that Bob's your uncle

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Are you suggesting you don't shave your legs?

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For decorum sake I will suggest that I only shave areas that come into contact with female lips, so no.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

For decorum sake I will suggest that I only shave areas that come into contact with female lips, so no.

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Touché.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I will probably wear some comfy loafers like an old lady because my big toe is the size of a moose knuckle today.

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After almost an hour of effort, in which I was assaulted with nasty toes, gross spiders and shocked faces that even a mother wouldn't love, all I could end up with is this:

http://i.imgur.com/bBcmX.jpg


And no, it's not even a goddamn demotivational poster. Fuck you, Google, for leading me astray.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

The idea of a hot shower after a workout makes me sweat. As soon as i'm done with mine i'm going to take an extra long cold one now.

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I concur. After I work out, I generally jump right in the shower before the hot water starts flowing. After that, I take a warm shower. Or at least, it feels warm. It's probably still cool water. Haha.

4 hours.....4 HOURS of Tux shopping with my sister for her wedding. I'm not even in the wedding party. Her fiance and I were dying (most of the tuxes were for his groomsmen).

Edit: At least that picture a few up turned my frown into a boner.

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these made me frown.

Then that delicious cameltoe made me :)

I have an interview in a couple hours and I am so goddamn nauseous. I've felt sick ever since I woke up. Couldn't even drink my coffee.