Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

People who drive in the rain without their headlights on.

Fuck Arizona.

The CWS gave me a sad

Thanks to TS Debbie, I have had 2 days off and have finally caught up on my paperwork. TIME TO PLAY WOW.

Oh shit, it's fucking Tuesday again... down for maintenance.

Morning sex.

Throw away whatever fantasy expectations you guys have or lies your women have told you about enjoying morning sex. It is not true.

LET ME BRUSH MY FUCKING TEETH, FLUFF MY FUCKING HAIR, AND WIPE THE GOOP OUT OF THE CORNERS OF MY FUCKING EYES FIRST.

You're doing it wrong.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

Morning sex.

AND WIPE THE GOOP OUT OF THE CORNERS OF MY FUCKING EYES FIRST.

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Hmm, that usually happens again after too....

:devilsmile:

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Originally Posted by Tisket

Morning sex.

Throw away whatever fantasy expectations you guys have or lies your women have told you about enjoying morning sex. It is not true.

LET ME BRUSH MY FUCKING TEETH, FLUFF MY FUCKING HAIR, AND WIPE THE GOOP OUT OF THE CORNERS OF MY FUCKING EYES FIRST.

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That's why God invented doggie style....

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

You're doing it wrong.

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You are a victim of lies. LIES I say!

I'm ok with that.

I don't mind morning sex for those reasons. What I DO hate is that I always have to pee like a race horse (do race horses pee a lot, or wait til they really have to go? I never did get that) in the morning and the last thing I want when I seriously have to pee is a penis in my vagina.