Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by WRoss

Why thank you. This may be the Vicodin talking.

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So, you'll probably be wanting someone to come over and commiserate with you (sharing your vicodin is implied).
I was going to say I will bring some kind of one-handed activity, but then realized that those are better done alone.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

One time I was training myself to lucid dream. I realized I was in a boring dream, so I decided to wake up, only I couldn't and I was trapped. It was only for about 10 minutes, but between the lurking dread and the lack of emotional inertia it was very very stressful. I don't try and lucid dream anymore.

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I lucid dream about once a month. It's definately stressful. Not in a nightmare quality but in the respect that I'm still exhausted when I wake up. Aspergers strikes again.

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Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus

I'm always horrified at the Reddit circlejerk of agreement when some basement-dwelling neckbeard starts going on and on about how eugenics is totally a good idea. But I'm not surprised, these are the same mouth-breathers who think it's natural to be sexually attracted to a 12 year old.

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At least they finally locked the eugenics thread. Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU

It's not gay. You're welcome.

-Richard.

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Originally Posted by RSR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU

It's not gay. You're welcome.

-Richard.

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Certainly not gay.

Apparently it is not okay to ducktape a 15 year olds broken pinky in the middle of the wilderness. Whatever. It's not my fault your brats are squishy. And complain more than my toddler. Fuck the brothers. And their clone wives too. If you wan't someone to take your spoiled spawn to sephora and teach her how to be a woman don't fucking call me. Is what I should have said.

What were you supposed to do? Did you at least make a splint out of a twig?

Bitch.

I bet she used a 7.62mm round.

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Originally Posted by TheEschaton

What were you supposed to do? Did you at least make a splint out of a twig?

Bitch.

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Yeah! She acts stupid. I did not get specific instructions on how to handle her spoiled spawn with kid gloves. BUT IF I DID. I would still have taken her kid hiking. Whatevs. I don't think kids should be inside all the time.

Taking my son on his first trip wherein he won't be sleeping in his own bed at night. Worried about breaking his routine and seriously hoping he doesn't freak out. Supposed to be staying at my uncles farm for three days... might have to turn around and come back tomorrow night.

The worrying is the shittiest part of being a parent.