Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

It's a dirty job.

Speaking of dreams I had one where I was a trip hop DJ and Eminem/Dre had a rap battle at one of my concerts against Drake and, of all people, Nick Cannon.


Even in the dream, everyone was like, wtf is Nick Cannon doing here.

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Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus

This will be on the agenda for the Boston meet-up, FYI: you teaching us how to win at those things!



My nightmare tonight involved me being one of the only survivors of a horrific plane crash and being pursued by a very angry personification of Death (Death was an extraordinarily fat woman with scary as fuck demonic eyes trying to rip into my car and screaming at me that I was supposed to die and I'm going to die.. like I said, wtf brain).

I can't believe I'm saying this but... I'll take the dinner-plate sized spiders. One of these days I'm going to learn to lucid dream and just carry a flamethrower with me at all times for those spiders!

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One time I was training myself to lucid dream. I realized I was in a boring dream, so I decided to wake up, only I couldn't and I was trapped. It was only for about 10 minutes, but between the lurking dread and the lack of emotional inertia it was very very stressful. I don't try and lucid dream anymore.

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Originally Posted by Liagala

You have to do something relatively impressive to get 2 weeks out of work on a mental health thing. Story please!

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Nothing happened AT work, in fact they want me back tomorrow, doctors orders say not until the 20th. Not much of a story.. just too much on my plate for too long and I may have had a whackadoodle moment. Nothing huge.

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Originally Posted by B4Hand

whackadoodle

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I love that word.

Also, it's disappointing that you don't post more in controversial threads. It would be fun to use your diagnosis against you. Nothing like having actual proof that someone who disagrees with you is, in fact, crazy.

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Originally Posted by B4Hand

Nothing happened AT work, in fact they want me back tomorrow, doctors orders say not until the 20th. Not much of a story.. just too much on my plate for too long and I may have had a whackadoodle moment. Nothing huge.

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:hug2:

I hope you start to feel better soon.

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Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus

:hug2:

I hope you start to feel better soon.

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Oh don't say that. We need more crazy.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

Oh don't say that. We need more crazy.

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I do what I can, but the quota is just so high.

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Originally Posted by Delias

I do what I can, but the quota is just so high.

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I have many adjectives that describe you but crazy isn't one of them. Crazy implies a minimum level of interesting that you might aspire to but have definitely not reached.

In other words, you are too boring to be crazy.