Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

What if it's my own dick?

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Originally Posted by RichardCranium

What if it's my own dick?

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Then it is masturbation.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Then it is masturbation.

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So you're saying you're gay if you masturbate?

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Originally Posted by Ashlander

So you're saying you're gay if you masturbate?

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Nope. It is gay if you handle another man's junk in a sexual way. Your own is fair game.

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Originally Posted by Koars Light

But what if you like the feel of your junk in your hand. I mean your hand is a guy’s hand after all... :thinking:

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According to Dice, if you lay on your arm for an hour or two until it goes numb it's like being jerked off by a ghost. Ray Stantz got blown by a ghost once, which is probably even better. Shit made him go cross eyed.

I couldn't find that clip because I'm lazy, but this will have to suffice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XEjYUBUO0

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Originally Posted by Methais

According to Dice, if you lay on your arm for an hour or two until it goes numb it's like being jerked off by a ghost. Ray Stantz got blown by a ghost once, which is probably even better. Shit made him go cross eyed.

I couldn't find that clip because I'm lazy, but this will have to suffice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XEjYUBUO0

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It is called giving yourself a stranger

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Originally Posted by Gelston

It is called giving yourself a stranger

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Is it everything they say it is?

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Originally Posted by Methais

Is it everything they say it is?

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I've never had the patience

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I've never had the patience

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Gaylord.

1950: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future!

2019:

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