Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

I don't think you're asking for too much. Personally it wouldn't bother me because I'm happy having TV dinners or frozen pizza every night.

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See, I don't mind eating them, provided nothing else is available... but if you are ALREADY cooking a meal, FOR EVERYONE, then it becomes kind of a dick move to say "everyone but you, that is". Fuckers.

It kinda sounds like your life sucks.

Have you asked for them to save you some food?

Cut your wife off from all the dildos and champagne. Show her how to use saran wrap non-sexually. Have the kids make you a plate and stick it in the fridge.

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Originally Posted by Drew

It kinda sounds like your life sucks.

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It's all been downhill since the end of the debauchery.

It's not all bad, though. I still... hm. Well, I like being a dad. I have a lot more money, a lot more security, and a much more promising future than I used to.... oh, and a lot less fun.

Somehow, when I wasn't looking, I got old.

I bought a local handmade candle recently. This was the fanciest looking, snazziest candle ever. Glittery and organic and even had a ribbon around it. I lit it and walked out of the room to dig around for one of those things that people burn candles in. I did a few other things that took less than 3 minutes. I come back to a huge ass puddle of purple wax on my sideboard; the candle is blazing on top, half gone, the ribbon burned clean through. WTF.

Candle Karma. I did make fun of GR's garage sale lamp in another thread.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I bought a local handmade candle recently. This was the fanciest looking, snazziest candle ever. Glittery and organic and even had a ribbon around it. I lit it and walked out of the room to dig around for one of those things that people burn candles in. I did a few other things that took less than 3 minutes. I come back to a huge ass puddle of purple wax on my sideboard; the candle is blazing on top, half gone, the ribbon burned clean through. WTF.

Candle Karma. I did make fun of GR's garage sale lamp in another thread.

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My sister makes amazing candles. Generally jar candles but she has also done some excellent pillars, tea lights, and votives for a variety of occasions and shit. The key to a good candle is the crisco.

I'm thinking about adding some dawn and ajax to see if it burns indefinately.

Candle kama sutra.

Apparently my town is so boring that nerds are news- http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westmo...-intricate-art

Seriously? I'm an american citizen and I have been painting my toy soldiers on and off for more than a decade. Fucking immigrants coming in here and stealing all our nerd-spotlight.