My headphones just bit the dust!
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My headphones just bit the dust!
One of my co-workers took an enraged chihuahua to the face today. We had to send him to the emergency room. It didn't rip off his nose or anything, but he's missing a chunk out of his chin.
I went to Stich'n'Bitch. Bleh.
Most of my lady friends have kids.
We're all hanging out doing our stitch and bitch, they're all talking about the stupidly exclusive Montessori school their crotch fruits attend.
"You wouldn't send your kids to public school, right?"
They all look at me.
Me: "Uh.... if I had kids, they'd go to public school."
"But what about their creative and social development?"
Me: "I went to public school, I feel okay."
"But modern schooling provides a direct block to creative expression. You'd really send your kid to public school?"
Me: "I feel okay."
"But public schools harm the development and passion in small people!"
Me: "Well since you've bugged me about it, most kids who go to your school grow up to be actors and remarkably few grow up to be scientists, teachers, or into math, so I guess I'm not too bothered. I'll take a kid angry at me for his blocked creative experiences than a kid who's asking me for his rent so he doesn't get evicted at age 27."
About five minutes of silent stitching.
The drive home, my friend says to me, "They thought you were a little too harsh on their choices."
TL;DR I will be a terrible mother
The opposite of this, I think. You know how to ruin a child and give them a scumbag sense of entitlement? Treat them like they are the most special thing in existence. You don't want them to end up on reality TV, do you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
Don't get me wrong, my son is the most special thing in existence, to ME... but in the grand scheme of things, he is just another kid. Cute, seemingly bright, but the odds are, he isn't curing cancer. Probably not even herpes.
This whole child worship nonsense is out of control, man. Did you know it's not even legal to sell them off to pay your debts anymore?
Thanx for the term. If you coined this I applaud you. If not, thanx for sharing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
Eff those bishes. They sound like a snooty bunch anywho.
At least they dont worship Rick Perry and/or demand that every tax payer who sends their children to school speak only english all the time. It could be worse than snooty. They could be ignorant instead.
I find that the two go hand in hand surprisingly often. I've known a lot of uptight ignorant people.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
These are the kind of bitches that make me not want to procreate or even live on this planet anymore. Soooo fucking tired of everyone thinking their child is God's gift from heaven and should have every whim catered to. They're also the types who get "offended" at every little fucking thing that comes along.
YOU KNOW WHAT? GROW A FUCKING PAIR. THIS COUNTRY DIDN'T BECOME THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BECAUSE WE WERE A COUNTRY OF PUSSIES. SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR KIDS WHEN THEY GET OUT OF LINE, GROW A THICKER SKIN AND DON'T GO ALL EMO IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING BAD. FFS.
Could emo ever be defined as................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....................................
Capslock paragraphs on the internet?
(Please don't burn down my house)
I will burn down your commune you fucking hippie.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
And no, that's rage at fucking hippies like you. Not even close to emo.