lol'd so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
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lol'd so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Got some bad fish earlier and have been hugging a toilet all afternoon. At least my abs are getting a workout?
Yes. No pain, no gain.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
Left my patio door open today because it's been so nice the past 6 months, and today it decided to be winterish and be 43 degrees out.
Came home to a nice chilled home.
Third shift guy was half an hour late again. That's twice in like three weeks or some shit- and it only happens to me. If it happens again I will make it my lifes mission to get him shitcanned.
Did he have a good excuse? If he was jumped by a rampaging gang of midget ninjas you have to give him a pass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Maybe he was wearing a hoodie and got harassed.
He was sleeping. Again. His excuse, twice, was that he overslept. Ok, that happens once- then you buy a second alarm clock and put it across the room so you can't snooze it.
Look dude, night shift sucks. I know- I did it for 10 years. I was never half an hour late to work, though, because I was "tired". Tired is a fucking excuse for children. As a man, you should expect to be tired, otherwise you aren't working hard enough. You just get off your ass and fulfill your obligations anyway.
Coming painfully to the conclusion "If I finish it, I don't have to put it away" is not the course of wisdom when it comes to a bacon covered pizza. If I die, I want you all to know that the bacon was fucking delicious and I have no regrets.
Writing e-mails that say, "I know you spent a lot of time driving out here and meeting with me to make your sales pitch, and then more time putting on a demo for me over the computer, but your product really isn't exciting and we don't want it."