When Someone Fabricates Stories About You...

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

So I've always wondered. Why do people like you, who NO ONE likes AT ALL, hang around? Why don't you join some towelhead board where people agree with you, at least a little bit?

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The Prophet Muhammad (alahi salaat wa salaam) said: "He who mixes with people and endures the harm they do is better than he who does not mix and does not endure." (narrated by Tirmidhi)

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Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin

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i likey :)

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Originally Posted by Gweneivia

Lately I've been hearing some rumors spread around about me so I wanted to clear the air. Helsfeld has been telling his new woman that I was stalking him, that we were only a couple in game, and that's simply not the truth. Here's the proof, a screen shot of the plane ticket I bought him...

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5229/...faa21e3e0a.jpg

Did you know his real name is Dildo? I bet not many people know that.

I was looking to better deal my current man and Helsfeld has had 17 penis implants. I feel bad that I went behind my man's back and all, but not so bad that I won't let everyone on the PCs know that I played him over a couple rumors that I could have talked directly to Helsfeld about. Because frankly, what I really want is just to let everyone know that I hit that.

Anyway, btw PCs...Helsfeld thinks that feeling a throbbing dong exploding right in me is what makes me climax pretty much instantly, but I was faking, happy it was finally over. Would I know that if we were just ig? I don't think so!

Helsfeld also hooked up irl with a bunch of other people that I'll mention even though it's completely irrelevant to anything else in this post, other than to try to embarrass him further and be a douche.

Oh and this is pretty trivial (like the rest of this post), but here's an ass-shot of his that someone had as their avatar. Would I know this was his ass if we were ig only? I don't think so, it's not like he posts pictures all over...

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Gr...ss_in_seat.jpg

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ROFL. nice!

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Originally Posted by IorakeWarhammer

The Prophet Muhammad (alahi salaat wa salaam) said: "He who mixes with people and endures the harm they do is better than he who does not mix and does not endure." (narrated by Tirmidhi)



i likey :)

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You understand that you're not mixing right? You do get that?

You're a turd in the punch bowl, not a pinch of salt in the broth.

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

You understand that you're not mixing right? You do get that?

You're a turd in the punch bowl, not a pinch of salt in the broth.

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I don't think Bill Murray (ali baba aiee aiee aiee would you like a powerball ticket) could have said it any better, "Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Big hitter, the lama.

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

You understand that you're not mixing right? You do get that?

You're a turd in the punch bowl, not a pinch of salt in the broth.

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i'm a ham hock slowly oozing my greasy love into your brew :)

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Big hitter, the lama.

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

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So if someone was your twin, would you two then be Twin Turbos?

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Originally Posted by WRoss

So if someone was your twin, would you two then be Twin Turbos?

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It stands to reason, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

You're a turd in the punch bowl, not a pinch of salt in the broth.

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