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Food poisoning. It's like a migraine in my stomach, that still somehow also hurts my head. On a positive note, I'm fucking skinnnnnay right now. But really the last 24 hours has been miserable.
Emergency Room personnel that bring you in before the other people, take you down for tests, stick a bunch of meds in the IV, then disappear for over 2 hours and tell you absolutely nothing.
Things that belong in the smiley thread but I don't feel like double posting - Finding out that the symptoms of a blood clot are also the symptoms of an infection under the skin, and nobody's going to get dead. Also, being able to successfully talk the doctor out of admitting him to the hospital for 2 days to monitor the infection.
Further frowns - Boyfriend hopped up on some good drugs going on about how he was right, it wasn't a blood clot, etc. And singing. And giggling about how he almost flashed half the ER with his oh-so-attractive hospital gown.
HAHAHA awesome.
It's always classy to put the hospital gown on backwards and then later say it was the drugs.
Oh my god please say you video taped SR during this. And you're going to show us.
1. It was the Homer Simpson "I am so smart" song.
2. I may have also been asking for my sponge bath and playing the dirty old man "accidentally" exposing himself to people.