Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Slowest net traffic day?

Blah-blah-blah, blibitty-blah, blibitty hooey yodelayheehoo, sexual intercourse...

"We're more than friends now!/so we're a couple, kekekeke/yadda-yadda-yadda something-something relationship..."

"...I love you."

Had a dream I was back and hunting OTF, but I couldn't figure out why my DS was off by about 150 points. I realized I would be hunting with a 4x shield, leathers, and no DB. I woke up with a frown.

You will never, ever get half that shit back.

Not like you'd want to, obviously.

The Twilight Zone Marathon has omitted The Masks this year. I'm disappointed.

Best Mexican restaurant in the neighborhood is closed all day.

Recording Arsenal vs QPR and getting Mike Francesa.

Iowa.

My boyfriend made me go outside... to look at dog poop. God. Damnit.