Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Seran

The GOP is panicking now as the only thing the guy has presumably told the truth about is being homosexual, which isn't one of the "traditional" qualifiers to join the Grand Old Party. Funny how they could overlook that up until it was revealed he lied about his business acumen, wealth and educational elitism.

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Gosh, it's almost as if they didn't care about his sexual preference, despite the leftist narrative that all republicans hate gay people and want them to die just because they're gay.

Thanks for clearing up that myth for us.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

wouldn't want Seran to poop his pants.)

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No need to worry. Seran tubgirls himself for dinner every evening.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Gosh, it's almost as if they didn't care about his sexual preference, despite the leftist narrative that all republicans hate gay people and want them to die just because they're gay.

Thanks for clearing up that myth for us.

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Waiting on Seran to call him and anyone who supports him a faggot.

Because that is how beta effeminate "guys" like Seran roll.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Democrats dropped the ball. It's literally the job of the candidate to properly vet their opponent.

These days all the candidate needs is an R or a D in front of their name to get registered party members to vote for them.

Democrats kind of fucked themselves on this one, now it opens the door to their lying politicians. Republicans need to ride this out until democrat "blood" is drawn.

(not literal blood, wouldn't want Seran to poop his pants.)

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Hahaha, it's the OPPONENTS job to make sure the REPUBLICAN'S who funded this REPUBLICAN fraudster is legit? Lawl. Republicans are still shrieking about accurate opposition research reporting.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Hahaha, it's the OPPONENTS job to make sure the REPUBLICAN'S who funded this REPUBLICAN fraudster is legit? Lawl. Republicans are still shrieking about accurate opposition research reporting.

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Apostrophes just whip your ass, don't they?

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Originally Posted by Arqueto

Apostrophes just whip your ass, don't they?

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Everything does.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Hahaha, it's the OPPONENTS job to make sure the REPUBLICAN'S who funded this REPUBLICAN fraudster is legit? Lawl. Republicans are still shrieking about accurate opposition research reporting.

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No, retard. He was saying that Democrats dropped the ball on this candidate. Had they done their opposition research, they would have been able to easily figure out he was lying about everything and there would be a Democrat sitting in the seat he will be taking on Tuesday.

How is this so hard for you to grasp? Were your parents doing hardcore drugs when you were a parasite in your mother's womb (as opposed to now, being a parasite in her basement)?

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Originally Posted by Seran

Hahaha, it's the OPPONENTS job to make sure the REPUBLICAN'S who funded this REPUBLICAN fraudster is legit? Lawl. Republicans are still shrieking about accurate opposition research reporting.

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It's pretty simple, it's like pleading the fifth. I have 0 obligation to help those that I see as my opponent.

If I was given the option of a republican houseplant over any of todays democrats, I would vote the houseplant.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

It's pretty simple, it's like pleading the fifth. I have 0 obligation to help those that I see as my opponent.

If I was given the option of a republican houseplant over any of todays democrats, I would vote the houseplant.

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Joke's on you, Fetterman is a democrat.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Joke's on you, Fetterman is a democrat.

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He's not a houseplant.. he's a vegetable.

Boom.

And even if he were a houseplant.. he would be his parent's houseplant.

Boom x2.