Thread for things that blew your mind today.

Between Rojo & Liagala's post, it seems that we got a plot for a sitcom.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I'm trying to figure out if my neighbor seeing me in bra and panties, not reacting, waving and then looking away again bothers me or not and why it should bother me if I want to be bothered about it.

I've been thinking about this too long.

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I think that we need to see a pic of you in your bra and panties so that we can properly help you in assessing the situation and determining, from a purely objective standpoint, the proper state of mind that you should adopt in this particular situation.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I'm trying to figure out if my neighbor seeing me in bra and panties, not reacting, waving and then looking away again bothers me or not and why it should bother me if I want to be bothered about it.

I've been thinking about this too long.

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Did he have horns? Was he wearing a cowbell? Are you not in Texas?

Do the math, Robin (EHCDPD).

I told my friend Cat about this "stress rash" that I have had for like a week, and how health services isn't helpful. She was like "OH! Take a shower/bath in oatmeal and then wash with baking soda. Then put aloe on, you'll feel great" I was like yeahyeahyeahsuuure.

I did it.

FUCKING AMAZING.
I haven't felt itchless in a week and I'm like singing I'm so happy right now. I can FUNCTION without constantly scratching my arms and back. fucking awesome.

so happy

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

I told my friend Cat about this "stress rash" that I have had for like a week, and how health services isn't helpful. She was like "OH! Take a shower/bath in oatmeal and then wash with baking soda. Then put aloe on, you'll feel great" I was like yeahyeahyeahsuuure.

I did it.

FUCKING AMAZING.
I haven't felt itchless in a week and I'm like singing I'm so happy right now. I can FUNCTION without constantly scratching my arms and back. fucking awesome.

so happy

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Weren't you pouring coke all over yourself a few days ago because a friend told you to do it?

My friend poured coke on my head. I'm pretty adventurous with remedies. Coke didn't work for curls - but this fucking worked for itch so gtfo.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Did he have horns? Was he wearing a cowbell? Are you not in Texas?

Do the math, Robin (EHCDPD).

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No. Yes. I'm in Vietnam having tea with Thich nhat hanh. At this very moment. I thought you like, knew that, dude.

4srs tho. This poor dude was getting out of his work truck so he was prob. tired as fuck. Today he waved at me again in the same way, getting in the same truck. (ai make sonnet!!) I've concluded that I'm vain as vain gets and my boyfriend needs to come home and make me feel like a woman, preferably before tomorrow, my 30th birthday.

Living Buddha, Living Christ was a great book.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

No. Yes. I'm in Vietnam having tea with Thich nhat hanh. At this very moment. I thought you like, knew that, dude.

4srs tho. This poor dude was getting out of his work truck so he was prob. tired as fuck. Today he waved at me again in the same way, getting in the same truck. (ai make sonnet!!) I've concluded that I'm vain as vain gets and my boyfriend needs to come home and make me feel like a woman, preferably before tomorrow, my 30th birthday.

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The war is over, Robin! The war against brassieres. Or the Man.

I don't know what day it is where you are, so...

P.S. You're a Taurus. I hate Tauruses. My mother was a Taurus.