A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Similarly, if your kids knew how you, a 60 year old, spent multiple hours a day over the course of a decade obsessively stalking other men on the Internet to anonymously leave them as many furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage -- in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer play -- I wonder what they'd think?

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But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

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Your NOU game needs work. :(

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Your NOU game needs work. :(

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There you go trying to be Parkbandit again.

Be yourself, or whatever "yourself" is normally trying to be anyway.

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Originally Posted by Methais

There you go trying to be Parkbandit again.

Be yourself, or whatever "yourself" is normally trying to be anyway.

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Nope. It's about pointing out that his whining about "NOUs" while heavily relying on it is hypocritical. If you were capable of basic reasoning, though, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Keep that chin up.

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Originally Posted by Methais

There you go trying to be Parkbandit again.

Be yourself, or whatever "yourself" is normally trying to be anyway.

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This is the second time today I have to defend Ashliana / Ashliana's parents.....

If you were Ashliana in real life.. would you want to be yourself?

ANYONE is better. He just aims WAY too high to aspire to be like me.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Nope. It's about pointing out that his whining about "NOUs" while heavily relying on it is hypocritical. If you were capable of basic reasoning, though, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Keep that chin up.

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No one is "whining" about it. I told you that your NOU game is painfully bad is all.

Like something the Retard Champion would try to pull off.

Oh, nevermind... carry on.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

I can't help it. And I don't wanna help it.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

This is the second time today I have to defend Ashliana / Ashliana's parents.....

If you were Ashliana in real life.. would you want to be yourself?

ANYONE is better. He just aims WAY too high to aspire to be like me.

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"I want to be just like Parkbandit, a mentally ill 60 year old fat slob!" -- said no one ever. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

No one is "whining" about it. I told you that your NOU game is painfully bad is all.

Like something the Retard Champion would try to pull off.

Oh, nevermind... carry on.

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That would be you whining about it. Even as you continue to do it yourself without any sense of irony, shame, self-awareness. The qualities that earned you the Retard Champion diaper you're wearing.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I couldn't come up with anything to say, so here's this random picture instead.

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Better luck next time!

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

"I want to be just like Parkbandit, a mentally ill 60 year old fat slob!" -- said no one ever. Sorry.

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You are 100% correct. No one with an IQ above 12 has ever called me a mentally ill 60 year old fat slob.

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That would be you whining about it. Even as you continue to do it yourself without any sense of irony, shame, self-awareness. The qualities that earned you the Retard Champion diaper you're wearing.

Better luck next time!

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You are 100% correct. No one with an IQ above 12 has ever called me a mentally ill 60 year old fat slob.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

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One of the only things you've ever posted with any self-awareness. Bravo.