1) I just realized I know nothing at all about aircraft but I really wish I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
2) Crocodile dinner man is gross but not the worst we've seen.
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1) I just realized I know nothing at all about aircraft but I really wish I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
2) Crocodile dinner man is gross but not the worst we've seen.
Alligator.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
From the way he just sticks his hand in there, it looks like someone who has trained for years, has a toothless crocodile, or some other such trick. There's no blood and gore. I declare it to be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
I also decree that German-name-dude needs to grow a thicker skin if he was so upset by a PM that he had to come post about it for everyone, instead of just responding normally.
And since I am always right, this matter is now settled. You're welcome.
It's ok. He seems a little special.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luftstreitkräfte
Boobs are encouraged. Moderately NSFL gore is not.
Meh, if they play it on cable TV, it ain't that bad. I do has a couple comments about the video, though... first being that the dude sure looked like he was trying to grab the thing's tongue. Now, I'm no gator 'wrassler, but from what I do know, if something touches the inside of their gaping mouth, it slams shut. In fantasy land, I think I'd try to aim for the middle area of the open mouth, myself. In reality, I'd be far too concerned with sweat or something dripping off of my arm and setting off the mouse trap. And for what it's worth (nothing), it looks like a gator to me; snout looked fairly wide. The two fighting at the end of the video were crocs, though. Also :rofl: at the idiot with the beached shark getting bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
Gore is okay. Just don't post gifs of vomiting. That's way worse than a little blood. I know that if I just see blood I'm not in immediate danger of spontaneous bleeding as a result. The same cannot be said of puking.
I wonder how many vomit gifs exist.
And I wonder how many of you sick fucks are searching right now.
I think all women should check out the boob thread, just in case their clothes spontaneously fly off with a camera nearby.
I was going to post a gif of someone with ebola but I figured the mental image would be a whole lot better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
About 70,700 results (0.22 seconds) :whistle:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
And guess what topic my most recent rep comments address.
I hate you and I hope you got a little of that bile taste in the back of your throat while you were GISing the little gem you sent me via rep comment.
lol
The morale of the story: never show weakness on the PC.
If you were a Sith lord your apprentice would have killed you by now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Anti-Bullying Speaker... NEG REP 04-29-2012 07:42 PM Drudge Report didn't write the article.
I am aware of this. I shared a link from Towleroad which mostly agreed with the speaker, and then I said that the Drudge Report's coverage was mostly the opposite from it. LRN2READINGCOMPREHENSION.
http://jailbot.com/wp-content/upload...5379903514.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/upl...asturbator.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
Coincidentally, this gif exemplifies why I hate shows like Superjail and Squid Billies. I'm totally okay with violence but it seems so pointless and trite when it's basically done repeatedly just for the shock value. It's like they took the random, hilarious violence of ATHF and decided to just run with that aspect and exclude everything else that made it work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luftstreitkräfte
I don't believe you made this mistake at all. I think you are turned on by people vomiting and this was all a clever ploy to get free gifs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I'm on to you.
I got this timely rep from something I scribbled down in '09, it was pretty great:
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/image...tation_neg.gif Limbaugh: I Hope Obama... racist
Holy shit you guys, another rep to that exact same post/edited to add: Hello. Future Stanley? This is past Stanley. Actually if we're talking metaphysics we are all happening all the same all at once. Exhausting to think about right? String theory says that reality is flat and predetermined. Anyway, I have to tell you t
Thank you for telling me t. And I'm going to lazy out on string theory and just use some cheap Sartrean diagram of past = present = future without applying an iota of thermodynamics, or had I? Am I? Will I?
Thread for Things That... 05-06-2012 08:49 PM c-r-e-e-p
p-u-s-s-y
While I cannot attest to the pussiness of said repper, you are kind of a creep. Admit it. You know you are.
Well, sure, but mostly just because I find it hilarious. In general, it's only my words that are creepy. My actions are generally pretty boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
I did tell a 20 year old female that blowjobs are tax deductible as far as I know. I did fix her computer for free, though, so I felt I was entitled to make a hilarious and creepy remark- that was the end of it, though. I'm not the sort to make people feel physically uncomfortable... unless they are crammed into the airline seat next to me, that is.
Delias is hilarious because he's quintessential good ole boy. Willfully ignorant and proud of it. Actually he reminds me alot of my local Repub dudes.
Then this one time this guy was like THERMODYNAMICS and I was like...outed :-/
Hey what else? Oh. Physics in the A.M. is worse than suprise buttseks, amirite or amirite?
Well.. physics are for terrorists and lots of terrorists engage in surprise buttseks.. so..Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
Are you a terrorist?
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif This website will... 05-06-2012 11:35 PM .
Haha, I was expecting that one.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif This website will... 05-07-2012 12:07 AM I didn't think it possible but you are getting MORE idiotic every time you post. See here...it's signed, Tisket
No need to be a bitch for no reason.
Please describe being a a bitch for yes reason.
I did a google search of bitch for yes reason, and this was the first hit:Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/hea...d_quotes.shtml
http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/9681stewie.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
heee
There is always a reason. Always.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gSEizRtJor...bitch_slap.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Sometimes the reason is as simple as making someone break out the defensive image tags.
I can't check my own rep comments because I either get a database error or this:
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 868570 bytes) in /home/gsplayer/public_html/forum/usercp.php(614) : eval()'d code on line 162
but if it will stop your tears, feel free to poke me back with red.
Cool story bro.
She offered to let you poke her in the back with the red rocket and that's all you got? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
Oh, I didn't really read what she put and I'm not predisposed to think dirty. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
I may be both willful and ignorant, but I would hardly say I am willfully ignorant. It's just that my areas of knowledge are incredibly random and scattered, or less useful than tits on a rojo.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
You guys leave me such great rep! -I hope your condition turns terminal.
I have to say, me too.
Sign that shit you pussies!
Maybe, but this whole place is words and OMG CREEEEP. You aren't as bad as some though. At least you're generally funny about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
I almost want to leave you unsigned red rep just to see you whine about it again. Almost.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
Respond to Reputation...05-07-2012 11:01 AM
"You ARE creepy. Implying that a 20 y/o girl needs to give you a BJ after you fixed her computer IS creepy, and it's not hilarious. Glad to hear you enjoy sexually intimidating younger women though."
Hold up. If someone says "I don't know how I can repay you" and I say "So far as I understand it, blowjobs are tax deductible", and we have known each other for years, how is this sexual intimidation of any kind? It's not like I'm looming over her in front of the only exit of the room when I say it- I toss it casually out my car window saying goodbye in the driveway.
Also, I'd like to point out that if a woman has no idea how to fend off my extremely casual (and lazy- I often can't be bothered to put on socks... sexually intimidating someone sounds like a lot of effort) sexual advances by the time she is 20, she is a post-op transexual and hasn't had a vagina long enough to know the trouble it brings.
I guess my point is, don't try to make me feel like a rapist just because you can't take a joke. Other people on earth do not suffer your deficiency.
Yeah guys it's not fair to insinuate Delias is a rapist, you all know he hasn't even seen his own penis in years.
The things I took away from this post:Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
1) Delias has known this 20 year old for years, essentially since she was a teenager, and she's used to his blowjob jokes.
2) Delias has no issues asking a post-op transexual for blowjobs. What about pre-op? Does it really matter either way since the mouth doesn't change?
3) Delias does not understand taxes.
4) It's pretty easy to make Delias feel like a rapist.
5) Delias finds socks cumbersome. I agree. Barefoot is best.
Blowjob jokes only start once someone is legally of age. I think it's best to state that for the record.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
It wasn't the remark as much as your actions after, such as sitting in her driveway staring at her and texting her 50 times to reconsider giving you a blowjob, that are considered sexually intimidating. And I'm not even going to mention how you circled her house for an hour pounding on windows and doors while yelling for her to come out with your pants off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
And if people think I am being serious, I'm not.
Thanks for covering for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
Don't worry, bestie ... It's our secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
And I won't tell anyone how you had me give her a guilt trip about turning you down.
Cool, then I won't tell anyone how you stole her panties to try and make me feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
The things we do for friends!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Why are you guys being sarcastic? I thought this was normal behavior. Should I return all my stolen panties?
It depends. If they are properly displayed on a panty-tree, it is perfectly fine. If they are all over the floor, that is just gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
Return address PM'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
Post your guns! 05-07-2012 10:51 AM PENIS REP FOR VAGINA POST: you just need to learn to adjust your trigger pull so it goes off when I squeeze it. SNAP ~ Anticor
The weiner dogs insulted my vagina flaps. CRIE.
Thread for Things That... 05-01-2012 10:02 PM crisis of infinite stanleys, zero hour: stanley cuts off the pig guy's hand so he can remake the New York Knicks into a basketball team instead of a gut demmed farce, new york is on a coast and is therefore coast city, isn't it not?
It's getting worse, I don't know how much longer the time flux can hold out. Also, Showal can ride in the trunk on the vegas road trip. Unless Stan v2.06 wants to spring for a bigger ride.
It amuses me to no end. People are REAL brave when giving rep. Sign that shit you pussies! If you really want me to die so much, come do something about it.
11638 timber ridge lane. Sharonville OH 45241
I won't .357 your ass unless you bring a gun.
Come get some.
YIKES!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
Sweet, a new address to sign up for magazine ads and stuff.
I heard BRG is the "Place to Be"Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
It's nice, there's a lot of perfect trees around, not many idiots. Real close to the climbing gym.
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
No seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHA
All you need is a "UJELLY BRO COME AT ME" tshirt and you're set.
you're sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
I believe you are confusing two separate shirts into one:Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
http://rlv.zcache.com/u_jelly_bro_ts...7b2orq_400.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/come_at_me_bro...4enstl_400.jpg
I see your opinion piece and raise you one:
http://www.wikihow.com/Apologize
How cute! You found an article describing a condition that you can blame for your internet rage over reps!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
Sir are you asking for your ass to be .375'd?Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
COME AT ME BRO!Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
But only if I bring a gun.
Reltov and inspire live close to each other. How cute. I am going to forward your address to Baelog so you all can have a tea party
Lolz, I'm not raging, I'm laughing. The people repping me are the ones raging. I think they might be jealous because they are most likely fat.
They are also the ones threatening me with death! I'm just giving them the chance.
Also, I didn't 'find' my condition, it found me! No more right temporal lobe = seizures and aggression.
Laughing more.
Are you sure you're not angry? Cause I've seen angry before and it was very similar to this.
Dude, he has no front right temporal lobe. This isn't anger. It's self defense, right? TRAYVON!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
Lol brah laughing not raging AGGRESSION also no one threatened you, at least not that I can see AGGRESSION but laughing not raging.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
But hey you can always .357 their asses AGGRESSION (but really I'm laughing not raging)
We've seen it. No one is saying it doesn't suck, but we're also not saying it's a free pass to douche it up and/or .357 their ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
It sickens me to think that we went through the civil war and the civil rights movement just to get rid of aggressionistic tendencies only to have people like you continue you them. Can't you see that he just a product of his culture and that we need to continue to fight to end these aggressionitic policies?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
I can't help my severe personality changes! I didn't always used to be a dick!
Anyway, I'll be back to being a dick in 6-8 days, another week long EEG starts in about 2 hours.
Umm, you have always been a dick and very questionable when it comes to honesty and reputable merchanting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
As long as you understand that when you're a dick you're opening the door for someone else to be a dick back and that's not a free pass to .375 their ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
Also dick.
(green) The Animated Gif thread 05-07-2012 10:06 AM Quit hanging out with dbags duh.
I can't help it. They're so hot. It's like a calling card, hey - I'm a d-bag and I'm like...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrottpDBZw1qmuauh.gif
unfunfunf.
sigh...
http://i.imgur.com/JvZCb.gif
I laughed before and at the end I said "make me do that again, pussy. Here is where I live. Come at me but if you bring a gun be prepared to die. And youre most likely fat.". So this may be laughing, not angry. I dont know yet. I've never seen or felt angry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Pretty sure I left that and hit enter before signing please don't .357 my ass.
Also there's a llama farm about half a mile from my house. Hate on.
LOL I punched my girlfriend last night. Not my fault, I'm sick!
I would .357 you if you came at me acting like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
Ironically, I did stop hanging out with dbags... for like 10 minutes. I just picked a new one.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
MY LIFE IS...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...unvpo1_250.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QOYlnH6KYW...ye+Surgery.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
omgomgomg. Why would you post that
worstfearrealized
omg
dying
fuck.
I hate you. SO MUCH
Feel bad yet?
I want to cry.
and eat tacos.
interesting.
It's why I'm so mean!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
No. You're mean cause you have a pew-pew-knee pecker and need to be validated.
right? That's why I'm annoying... I need to overcompensated cause I don't HAVE any pecker.
Sign your rep again, pussy. LOL I'm laughing and you're probably fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
And youre probably fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I was looking for a picture of a penis ejaculating that said PEW PEW bitch... but all I found was this.
http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-c...5/one-line.png
My maturity level is low... very very low
dude. I AM fat. What are you talking about. Everyone knows this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
THIS ISN'T A SECRET.
I got more rolls than... uh, Kaiser.
And I own a big bang bang but I don't own a piece of my brain so I'm mean and laughing!
Can we get back to calling me fat? My self-esteem has skyrocketed lately and I need to be brought down a peg before I do something foolish.
You're not fat. You do have a big eyebrow though. See? Mean. No filter. And laughing about it but feel bad for me and don't blame me. Here is a link to my condition. Webmd.com/meansyndromebutlaughingaboutitdontblamemenotmyfaul tQuote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I have a legit unibrow going right now.
I'd photograph it for you, but I don't want to sterilize you.
FTFYQuote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I snort laughed to myself for like 5 minutes while I made this.
lol.lol.lol
also. this was a related image when I uploaded it
http://oi49.tinypic.com/2lnkua.jpg
RUN FOR SAFETY
I love it when people use an illness as an excuse for being a douchebag.
lolwut?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
idk I'm in a mood. I got out of my stats final and all hell broke loose.
Err I actually was questioning what it meant.
Do you mean.. puny? Haha, that's as close as I can guess.
I did mean puny, but I wanted to make it exciting, with lasers and shit.
Tiny laser penis. Sounds awesome and painful all at once.
It comes in the night.
It busts cervixes
and crime
it is
tiny
laser
penis
Ahahahah another cervix buster. WTG Showal.
UNNNNGGGHHH
Little penis. Major damage.
WTF happened to the last few pages here? Reltov went all internet tough guy, realized he was being retarded, and tried to play the pity-me-I'm-sick card instead of just sucking it up and apologizing... I got that part. How did we get from there to tiny laser penis and unibrow boobs?
You know as much as we do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
Obviously Victoria is very stressed about finals and needed an outlet. This seemed to be a viable option.
Sorry guys. Tiny laser penis and uni-tits included.
SO SORRY
First time on the PC?Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
This is the natural progession of discussion.
I'm just surprised there haven't been any pics of a tap dancing raptor Jesus posted.
Well if the pictures didn't convince me that you underwent brain surgery, this does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
You probably won't get someone showing up on your property but here's some free advice you can take or leave: don't open any mysterious packages with no return address that you might get in the near future. We have some sick fucks on the PC.
That reminds me, who is IW posting as these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Now we will have baby pictures posted within the hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinualdo
http://i.imgur.com/FcAbql.jpg
Clearly all part of the Riddlers plan to make you into a dick. I imagine he stitched it backwards just to throw us off his trail... but I'm onto him.
I think your path in life is now clear. Hunt down the Riddler and .375 his ass at all costs.
At least it will get you out of Ohio.
But the note in the envelope said "lick me" and I just assumed the white powder was sugar :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
You didn't come across like you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
Granted you only posted one rep.. and you didn't even link the post they repped you for.. but how do you get that they are fat?Quote:
The people repping me are the ones raging. I think they might be jealous because they are most likely fat.
The only one so far that threatened anyone was you... unless you count the show Anticor and Showal put on.Quote:
They are also the ones threatening me with death! I'm just giving them the chance.
That sucks.. not sure you will find many that will take pity on you for posting like a douche though.Quote:
Also, I didn't 'find' my condition, it found me! No more right temporal lobe = seizures and aggression.
Laughing more.
Formula for a chuckle. Take this:
Add this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
http://drunkendurfin.webs.com/reltov.png
Click Submit.
I'm sorry, I don't even know your real name. I would apologize for doing this, but I was diagnosed as an asshole quite some time ago and when I'm given this kind of opportunity I cannot help myself.
Please don't .357 me.
Except that he's in Ohio, not Indiana. You almost managed to ruin his day though.
Nice catch, just re-submitted.
There is so much not right and yet very right about how this turned out.
I would but... I'm starting to fall in love with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Don't forget to sign him up with PCH mail, those dudes will never leave anyone alone.
I get he was an ass/freaking out, and maybe I'm just overly sympathetic to brain troubles, but I don't think he should get more shit added to his plate than there already is. He's probably scared shitless about dying of his medical problems even if he won't admit it, and has had to give up the hobbies that he likely relied on to help alleviate stress. I get that the internet is not a support group but I think he's being put through the ringer enough.
/wetblanket
He probably shouldn't post his home address on an internet forum.
It is not like I'm calling his local animal control office and giving an anonymous tip that he is breeding boa constrictors in the basement or anything. Mormons and Diapers, good clean fun. Speaking of, this site keeps redirecting before I can get the info entered, anyone have a fix?
www.trojancondoms.com/product/FreeSample.aspx
Show? The only show I will put on is a parade around town with Anticors head on a spike if he comes to my house. I'll laugh the whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You're probably just fat.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gifSFW?05-08-2012 02:31 PMYou dumb faggot; stop posting.
It amuses me to no end. People are REAL brave when giving rep. Sign that shit you pussies! If you really want me to die so much, come do something about it.
11638 timber ridge lane. Sharonville OH 45241
I won't .357 your ass unless you bring a gun.
Come get some.
And you're probably fat.
And I'm laughing.
Poor Reltov. This thread now reminds me of my soldier husband and his broke ass humpty dumpty head. I kinda just want to cuddle the violence out of him. But yeah. Doesn't work. :(
afk need to regression
Wow, never expected so much neg rep for sending the Mormons to Reltov's house and a free, FREE, sample of Depends.
Come on people, PC is for "Player's Corner" not "Politically Correct." Acting like I was picking on the handicapped is just silly. Yeah, he is going to get some RL interaction as a result of the post he made, but it nothing that can't be laughed off and nobody is getting hurt (unless the Mormons show up with a gun).
At the end of the day I treated him just like I would any of you knuckle heads if you had posted your home address with a "come get some" invitation. Be glad it was me and an adult diaper website that stepped up, if it had been Ratolin the house on Timber Ridge Lane would be on fire right now.
By the way, Gold Mine: http://complimentarycrap.com/
You know I like you Durfin, but the internet is supposed to stay on the internet. It's kinda like Vegas. It mixes with RL only when and how I choose, and I get all upset if it spills over in any other way. I just don't think it's cool to fuck with someone IRL over his internet stupidity.
Wasn't me but I did get squishy and sniffle at the computer. I hope you feel TERRIBLE.
You really have to look at the bright side of situations like these. It could have been much, much worse. The way things stand, he may have some mormons show up at his front door; an occurrence that could well happen without any help from someone on the interwebs. On the other hand, if I were looking to mess with someone, I'd have probably started with some interesting Craigslist ads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
This assumes, of course, that I believe he posted his real address.
This is not like when whatshisname posted PB's name, address and SSN. He posted his own address and sent the invitation, nobody stalked him and put the info out without his consent.
He invited people over for a fight and the possibility of getting shot.
I sent men of god and diapers.
If you will be kind enough to excuse me now I'm going to be building a step ladder to get on my high horse.
What about that time the internet spilled over onto your shoes outside north station?Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
That was Keller.. and he never had my SS#.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
PS - I've already ordered Mormons for him at his new home. I hope they wear the short sleeve white shirts with black ties.
(red) Did you really quote yourself in your sig? You pathetic bitch
Of course I did.
Sorry, let me rephrase: O.K., so pretend I had, you're still finding my last posts to give negative rep to, which in my mind, makes you a pathetic bitch, but, since I'm sort of out there, I find it a bit admirable.
:-[
:hug2:Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
That was totally me though. And if for some strange reason it wasn't, then you do a better impersonation of me than I do.
Picture Post - Post it up 05-14-2012 06:55 AM ...
Be more creative next time. In a post about me and head trauma, I think you could have done better.
Neg Shoes Shoes Shoes 05-04-2012 12:06 PM Nice hooker shoes. Suit you well.
SUITS me well, yes! Aww shucks, thanks. :thanx:
Oh, hrm...oops. Ahem. You clicked on the neg rep on accident. It's okay! I know a compliment when I see one.
I would like to see you in some hooker boots, please. Hooker boots only.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucca
Alright, I'm gonna shank me a hooker on the way home from work tonight and take her boots. Hopefully he/she will be a size 6.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
I love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucca
Thread for Things That...05-14-2012 11:57 AM I don't particularly like you. I think you are obnoxious, egotistical (with less reason than most people), and stupid. But I hope you succeed at the weight loss. Live long and prosper. Tisket
Thanks. I understand that I am not a particularly likeable person. My lack of redeeming qualities is the number one way in which I am like other people.
I have been told however that I am apparently somewhat different in real life. I don't know that I agree... but perhaps it is because in real life, I will remain silent instead of voicing all of my thoughts aloud. Hm. Food for thought, I guess. I find my arrogance to be hilarious- maybe it comes across better when it isn't in print. As for stupidity, well, everyone thinks the other fellow is an idiot... but I'm the only one who is correct.
WTF dude, stop babbling, Tisket gives you an open invitation to bone her and you do this? Tsk tsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Wasn't me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Why do I dislike my positive rep comments being posted here more than my negative ones?
Stop it.
I...uh... hm. I didn't take it that way. So... is green rep from tisket a green light to tisket? Is that how it works?Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Yes. And don't listen if she says no. It holds up in court. But act quick, there is a 2 week window.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
...orly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Tisket, I do like you these days. But I don't like like you.
I do, tisket.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Anyone else have the urge to post all the pos rep they've gotten from Trisket now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
-Richard.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_pos.gif Two words to summarize... 01-14-2010 09:41 PM Quit sweet talking me! Tisket.
But to counter that there is also..
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif What Are You Wearing? 05-28-2011 11:57 AM You lack logic on so many levels. Go cry to your mommy, you big fat baby. Tisket.
I like balance!
I got 1 neg rep from Tisket, and 18 green ones.
so mean OMG -Tisket
I only got 3 positive reps from her. What they say is our secret.
In other news, I have no negative rep from her because we are in love.
She took responsibility for every past and future red rep I get. I think she loves me too. Which is a drag cause I'm not into chicks with small tittiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Showal
Bathe them and bring them to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHAFT
Send me all your little tittied women.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD TODAY?
I hate you all.
That's okay. I'm not into really, really stupid men. That let's you off the hook.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHAFT
Respond to Reputation... 05-15-2012 06:07 AM vagina lamp likes little titties (ps, post more) -Rin
I've never heard of a "vagina lamp" but it sounds interesting, if very random.
So really stupid men are ok by you? I'm excited about my prospects now :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
That's weak dude, you're losing your touch. Try harder next timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I like when people make my point for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHAFT
You son of a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_pos.gif KRINKLEHORN hosted by... 05-16-2012 08:51 PM Its almost like you're not a huge douche anymore. I applaud you taking meds for whatever the fuck was wrong with you before
It isn't meds, I'm just getting older.
He EVOLVED.
Bazinga!
Thanx for the clarification, but I can't claim responsibility. I just stole that pic from someone's FB post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unsigned Green Rep
On a related note, I named my bong after Brunhilda, but I went with the bastardized Broomhilda.
^Not it! But someone stole my idea to Bazinga on hump days. :-[
(+) New study: Amish prove... 05-17-2012 03:16 PM hey you and gr have a good thing going. next time you hang out you think you could, like, drink some milk from her boob? it would be really uh life-affirming and empowering, and you can't get f-f-f-fresher.
Er, I don't think you know how lactation works.. :(
But I still lol'd at the fresher comment :tumble:
Silly Rocktar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
Boobs. Not boob.
Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ssmPQIMKaI
I got this negative rep. Unfortunately, it's 1:30, my Benadryl didn't kick in, and I'm Stanley fucking Burrell, I apologize in advance:Picture Post - Post it up and throwing up from disgust.
Alright, listen the fuck up, because I'm only going to type this once unless I get a database error and it double posts my garbage:
You live on a nudist colony?
Alright. You get approached by naked whoevers, you know what you do? You thank those motherfuckers for giving you something to think about. For proving quantum fucking theory in the abject mundania that is our lives.
Look, if I'm never amazed enough to need wanton nudity with strange haberdashery at random occurances to even pique my curiousity, then I place you in a specious fuckhole of a situation you aren't even in.
In summation, I hope you have a nice fucking day and I'd probably buy you a beer or hold your purse or something while you looked at stuff in the mall, fucker. I love you.
God bless.
Tasing Pregnant Women 05-18-2012 09:56 AM You sound like one of those sheep I've heard so much about.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sheeple.png
Derisively referring to other people as sheep makes you sound exactly 150% more retarded
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif AIM snippets 05-17-2012 06:33 PM God damn it, I hope you have a non-fatal car-wreck.
Really, that post is the one that sent you there?
Oh, and unsigned neg rep = pussy.
Whining about unsigned neg rep = pussy.
Just sayin'.
The only way to respond to unsigned rep is to RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
"Oh," at the beginning of the statement denotes an afterthought observation. Not whining. Not rage.
Wishing me into a car wreck because of a post I made of a silly conversation I had with an AIM bot is mental.
Relax. I wasn't saying you were raging OR whining. I was merely stating a fact. Responding to negative unsigned rep requires a gibreficul/reltov like rage post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Oh (afterthought), I doubt the sincerity in your negative signed rep.
Wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
Haha someone sent me a neg rep saying they're going to burn my card house down. I thought it was funny but I think my card house is safe. They signed it as you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
I want to read your poetry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Lies. I never sign neg rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
I agree it's mental, but you can respond by calling them mental without the OH U NO SIGN NEG REP PUSSSSSYYY part. Even if you didn't feel you were whining, that's how it comes off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Here's my address mother fucker! Come to my house and let me murder you!Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
I think Showal has a list next to his computer of PC history references he can use whenever he posts. The list must be getting long.
It's kinda hot when you say it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
:yeahthat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I know we aren't the only forum to use the reputation system so just for the hell I did a google search for "unsigned neg rep" thinking we would top that list easily. We came in third.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
I don't really have a point except that we aren't the biggest pussies out there.
So...yay?
Kind of out of left field. I'm not sure what I have posted in seriousness that would lead someone to this conclusion.Quote:
I was somewhat disappointed when I read that you hold typical white male repub-centric ideals. I don't know why I assumed everyone who's ever ascended a peak and looked out over the rest of the world to know how small they are must be a humanitarian.
(red) Diablo III 05-21-2012 04:48 PM lolfemalecunt
As opposed to a male one?
I have a surprising ability to recall anything I read and most anything i hear. Sounds great huh? It's a fucking curse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Yes. I posted what I was listening to in a wedding thread, and then I posted it on the "what are you listening to atm" thread. I had a point tho. One of the song titles was "Love"Quote:
Originally Posted by Rojo
Ok, you caught me. Drunk wrong thread post.
Windows Fax & Scan 05-21-2012 07:49 PM Playing with your own moobs doesn't count. Douche up more threads tard.
I wish I had moobs, that would be sign that I wasn't skinny. Curses!