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08-31-2011, 08:38 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Showal

I love that she's doing something that makes her happy

What's his name?
08-31-2011, 09:21 AM
Showal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parkbandit

What's his name?

She is in Africa, so probably like Motumbo or something.
08-31-2011, 09:25 AM
CrystalTears

There's talk that I won't get to start my new job until they find someone to replace me and for me to train them. This could mean at least a month. *sigh*
08-31-2011, 10:57 AM
AnticorRifling

Just got voluntold to do the data conversion for someone else's client. Good experience for me but I'm not sure where this will fall in line with my other projects I've already got lined up.
08-31-2011, 12:48 PM
Delias

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Originally Posted by Showal

My girlfriend has been away for like 3 weeks and will be gone until the middle of December travelling. I love that she's doing something that makes her happy, but it's a hard adjustment going from living with her to being without her. It's hard to sleep now.

Take the advice of someone who has been married way too long- enjoy it. Sprawl across the bed, using up every possible inch of space. Leave the toilet seat up. Maybe pee in a corner a little bit just to mark your territory. Whatever, no judgement, just saying let your balls out to play.
08-31-2011, 01:22 PM
Showal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delias

Take the advice of someone who has been married way too long- enjoy it. Sprawl across the bed, using up every possible inch of space. Leave the toilet seat up. Maybe pee in a corner a little bit just to mark your territory. Whatever, no judgement, just saying let your balls out to play.

Haha I'm sure I will soon. It's just that initial adjustment period and it's a lot more difficult that I had expected.
08-31-2011, 01:31 PM
CrystalTears

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delias

Take the advice of someone who has been married way too long- enjoy it. Sprawl across the bed, using up every possible inch of space. Leave the toilet seat up. Maybe pee in a corner a little bit just to mark your territory. Whatever, no judgement, just saying let your balls out to play.

Some of us actually enjoy and prefer being with our significant others and aren't used to separation.
08-31-2011, 01:36 PM
Tgo01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delias

Take the advice of someone who has been married way too long- enjoy it. Sprawl across the bed, using up every possible inch of space. Leave the toilet seat up. Maybe pee in a corner a little bit just to mark your territory. Whatever, no judgement, just saying let your balls out to play.

Or cheat on your spouse because you are weak.
08-31-2011, 01:38 PM
AnticorRifling

Babe I didn't know I was cheating she told me we were playing golf and you know I don't know anything about that game!!!!!
08-31-2011, 01:58 PM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Babe I didn't know I was cheating she told me we were playing golf and you know I don't know anything about that game!!!!!

Did he get a hole in one??