Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Praetor

Shut up you bitch. Don’t make me slap you and ram my cock in your greasy guinea pussy .. I know you’ll like that.

Methais been sucking so much cock in the Confluence he’s probably got bruises all over his knees. Iridescent cores ain’t for bitches!

https://i.imgflip.com/2rgvsd.jpg

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Damn.. Methais triggers you so hard...

I need to find out his secret.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Damn.. Methais triggers you so hard...

I need to find out his secret.

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He's mad that I found a pic of him with his girlfriend:

https://i.imgur.com/hTp2K1Z.jpg

Pretty sure that's his twin.

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Originally Posted by RichardCranium

Pretty sure that's his twin.

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Hey, what about Exxon not getting a tax abatement so they'll probably be moving out of EBR now?

It sucks because my ex-wife works for them. Fuck Exxon though.

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Originally Posted by RichardCranium

It sucks because my ex-wife works for them. Fuck Exxon though.

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EBR is going to turn into more garbage than it already is when Exxon leaves. Good job school board.

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Originally Posted by Praetor

Shut up faggot. I know you’re a fatass who can’t do 5 pull ups, I’m glad the Corps kicked your unworthy ass outta there.

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Haha, you know nothing. I got my honorable discharge buddy-o. Actually got two of them, as I reenlisted once.

Right when I think "Praetor doesn't seem as crazy as sellstuff1" he starts posting shit like this.

https://i.imgur.com/w2R3VvR.jpg

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Originally Posted by Astray

https://i.imgur.com/w2R3VvR.jpg

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They make those faggy straight razors too, huh?