I bet he has one for each of his 7 kids.
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I bet he has one for each of his 7 kids.
Yeah I didn't go to the deviant art page I just instantly knew it to be a toy shotgun because I've got one for each of the boys and one for me.
Brilliant!
When I was a kid there was this one little strip of forested land in one of the neighbors yards, the last bastion of the woods that used to exist here. So, naturally we built our fort there, and naturally I had to booby trap it, and quite naturally that kid's sister broke her ankle chasing their dog because even at 7 my traps were effective.
Silly bimbo- nobody would use bright white cord for a tripline that you weren't supposed to see and jump over, into the carefully concealed hole on the other side. It wasn't particularly deep, but apparently it was easily deep enough to break an ankle in.
Ah, memories.
Is she still buried there..
Oh, please. Wake up from your daydream of transient high-school glory, wipe the Budweiser-scented tears from your face, and take a clear and drug-free look around: "Nerds" own the planet. All the valium and vodka in the world isn't going to make that fact go away.Quote:
Red - A 'front' worn surcoat... 02-14-2012 09:21 PM - fucking nerd
Coraesine rogue, Lvl... 02-15-2012 03:16 PM bastard swords suck, and it's a complete waste on a rogue. Why you chose either of these, I have no idea.
Um I didn't. I bought the character, but thanks for assuming.
I think when the coraesine weapons first came out it was around the same time they released the switchable bastard swords, so whoever picked it probably thought it was a good idea.
Don't worry. By 'bastard swords suck' they obviously meant 'bastard swords fucking rule in the Temple endgame and a rogue uses them brilliantly'.
I think it's a decent enough choice, I see what they were thinking: I can have a coreasine one and two hander, versatility!
I never had any problems with it. Especially with air flares and double strikes. Worked well for me
Red - Nice male clothing 02-16-2012 10:27 PM fag
Eloquently put. Apparently wanting to buy nice clothes for my characters makes me a fag.
(green) Thread for Things That... 02-21-2012 06:05 PM :(
Why is the fact that my pants no longer fit a cause for frowns?
Prayers please 02-21-2012 04:03 PM Hahaha dude, I don't know if you saw it but look at Anticor's edit on this post. -Drew
I know I saw. It was epic.
Maybe I meant to type Han in there. I doubt it but maybe I did on some level.
http://assets.denimblog.com/9/96/96a...ight-jeans.jpg
Oh, but I guess we can't really see the back pockets. Le sigh...
It's gonna be me fucking rules and so does this rep.Quote:
Thread for Things That... 02-22-2012 05:36 PM i use nsync as a mnemonic device to remember which its is which. it's gonna be me has an apostrophe, like n*sync, the other one doesn't, like those piece of shit motherfucking backstreet boys. if they wore red sashes and i saw a red sash i'd kill the
Your boy band elitism is noted and it is not at all surprising.
The ladies said my new slim fit dress pants looked pretty alright on me. The problem is that I don't dip my cock'n'balls in liquid nitrogen as a safety precaution first.
Man, I keep digging into my damn pockets and trying to move them as close to the floor as possible. Alright, let me read what I just posted.
Alright.
Careful, when you insult me, you insult Sir Paul McCartney and he is about to be one angry old white dude.Quote:
What are you listening... 02-21-2012 11:41 PM I don't know you but based on the fact that you refer to yourself as Lovely Leifa, Ranger Maid, I think I would dislike you.
I like the fact that she's not a valley girl. She's a Gyldemar Forest girl, BITCHES.
No but seriously. Paul McCartney confused me for a moment until I understood everything. You know? Like, everything, man. (double rainbow)
I don't really think it's an insult to say you don't like someone.
But then there's feelings, silly things. I think I'm more of an ego preservationist. It's a delicate human concept, the ego. Why destroy it unless for a good cause? I love a good cause, yes I do.
It is a good cause. There are entirely too many delicate flowers and unique snowflakes in this damn country. A dose of reality might turn some of them into actual human beings, able to deal with difficulty and improve their own situation. We don't magically wake up with new knowledge. We learn things through experience. If people never experience adversity, they will be crushed by it when it drops on their heads.
/PB-esque get off my lawn rant
Interesting. So you think we should all be the same? No uniqueness? No specialness? And you propose that a causative group ment to make things difficult for the rest should put on the pressure until they fall into line? That almost sounds like....SOCIALISM.
/there are no lawns in soviet russia rant
The lawns are under the snow.
If there is grass on the field, play ball I say...
Oh wait, wrong context?
Thread for Things That... 02-24-2012 05:55 PM You do have to be careful. People can be mean Divone
You get a lot of points for the fact that there was a green box in front of that comment. I still see no sense in your insistence that drawing a sexual picture would somehow be wrong, but I respect someone who can take criticism and not get all nerdrage-y (especially when I took no care at all to be polite with said criticism).
Which, conveniently, plays beautifully into my answer to Rojo. Divone here, is displaying an excellent example of what I meant by "actual human being." I said something rude, and she was able to deal with it. She let me know she noticed and wasn't all that pleased, but she didn't freak out. Were she a "unique snowflake," she'd be in here whining and crying about how mean I am, and how I should take it back right now because she's unique and special and I have no appreciation for her. I was putting down people who act like what I call "unique snowflakes," not expressing some objection to diversity. People who have lived their entire lives having their ego stroked and never facing negativity, invariably get some feeling that they are entitled to just about anything they want, merely because they are their own unique, super selves.
Also, you have it politically backward. I'm supposed to call you the socialist, or something. Quit role reversing! You confuse my poor, unenlightened mind.
I'm not sure what your talking about but I think we should try that role reversing thing. At least twice.
You two should definitely do some role reversing. Yeah.
I'm talking about you guys 69'ing
The same role reversal twice or twice so that you end up as you are n.. wait what the fuck are you talking about?
8<
Yes oh yes. Inshallah.
Wait, so am I supposed to be the 'unique snowflake' in this analytical discussion? Wow!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li...ud8eo1_500.jpg
You are merely the post that started the discussion. My post wasn't about you any more than it was about Rojo, or anyone else specific. I'm usually pretty direct when I want to insult someone. Of course, when people perceive insults that don't actually exist, there's usually a reason for it. Did it happen to hit close to home?
:-O
The Open Letters Thread 02-24-2012 12:28 PM I love lamp
This person gets me.
Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today
If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!~Rucca
Babe! I am sealing off the dimensional window. Closing the hole in the fabric of the cosmos like a scar. Just for you.
When you get your time machine, I have a bunch of bands I'll need you to go back in time and slap because they sold me a single song padded with a fluffy layer of fat suck in the form of a whole album as a child. - Dex
I wonder if "The Wall" still exists. Oh. Right. Will do (dons leather aviator goggles). Full speed ahead.
CNN Debate in Mesa,... Enough of this pointless garbage already
Look, when I start to see that many people investing that much time into responding to tangents of tangents of ClydeR threads ... Then I just laugh.
But once I see people taking things too seriously, especially in ClydeR threads, I still laugh.
But this time I felt like addressing cyborgs.
And ClydeR, I like you constantly making examples of our nature, I'm not dissing you. I just really wanted to talk about cyborgs, the Tea Party and my hate for future people. These boards are good psychotherapy.
ediiiiittttt. Change of tactics: taunt not bait.
Thread for Things That... 03-02-2012 02:59 PM nd out come the clothespins. her lips kiss yours tenderly as she roughly kneads, pinches, and clips your tender flesh. I was later killed by those chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens. AWK! it comes! you ORGASMMMMMMMMM
lolwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Was that one rep?
The part about being angry at those chickens sounds a lot like "The Dressing" episode from ATHF. In fact, unless monkeys have rewritten Shakespeare, it is. The other stuff ... not so sure. And it doesn't really matter: Because whoever left you that threw in a bit of garbled ATHF quoting -- and has earned my infinite respect.
someone explain this rep to me man.
I think it's full of government secrets in a cypher code. We should work on it.
And a Terry Pratchett reference, because I... because someone connected chickens to Methodia Rascal's peculiar delusions. Do you see how my mind works? It's like a laser.
Re: Pencil skirt with pockets
You're not really supposed to put anything in the pockets. But you can if the skirt is loose and the pockets are diagonal. And if the material is heavy. Obviously! If you put a cell phone in a jersey knit skirt pocket you will have an old womans boob on the side of your thigh. Pencil skirts are barely worth it. But they really are worth it. No beauty without pain. Oh the UTILITY!
Okay. For any more on this or any other whore disguises, you know how to reach me (morse code on civilian channels 1-8).
.. | -- | .... . .-. . | .-- .- .. - .. -. --. | ..-. --- .-. | -.-- --- ..-
hahahahaha gaaaawd
Hi Showal!! Lets play barbie!!!
(RED) Employment : 03-05-2012 12:27 PM : Boring
(http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...03#post1386603)
Okay... ?
I'm guessing this is my neg-rep stalker.
Since I've gotten email and phone harassment over this, best to just blow it open.
Sorry your childhood sucked, but the people who are responsible are not me. And taking your sad sad little kid anger out on me won't undo it. Maybe you'll actually learn some personal responsibility and stop blaming shit on people just standing by. Until then, you're just some pathetic nothing who doesn't have an ounce of courage.Quote:
What you HAVE done wrong is to dismiss that the wife has real feelings and a justifiable reason to distrust. Stop your pity party and think of YOUR personal responsibility. Meanwhile, until you've walked a mile in those shoes, STFU!
Good luck and try not to fail at life.
I need to get the phone numbers and email addresses of people who post here. I would love to unleash the fucking fury at 2:30 AM on someone's unlucky child who happened to answer the phone because their mommy or daddy posted something i didn't fully agree with on the internet.
I'd love to know who's calling and emailing you over this. I think we all would.
RED 7x ICE age permablessed... 03-20-2012 08:30 AM Is that what your gay lover says before he pounds you in the ass?
LOL. Since I am female, my gay lover is a woman, and she never pounds me in the ass; it is more of a grinding motion.
Go on...
Officials: 2012 Goals 03-24-2012 06:16 PM It feels weird when I agree with you instead of rolling my eyes. Oh well
I know. I feel pretty unclean about the whole thing too.
What good books have... 03-25-2012 07:11 AM One. Two. Three. Four. Get yo body on the floor. Gotta-gotta get up, get doooown. Gotta-gotta get up, get doooown. Alright, let me read what you posted here, one sec.
Awesome.
There is only one person that I've neg-repped with regularity but that was a long time ago. I can't remember the last time I did so to anyone else though. I don't give out enough rep to cycle through very often anyway so don't expect more from me for another few months.
And really, it's not the fact that someone is signing my handle to their rep, it's that they are signing my handle to their BORING rep.
SB can sign my handle anytime he wants since he's quite incapable of composing boring sentences.
(red)Should Prospective... 03-26-2012 03:52 PM way to ruin a joke at Rocktar's expense -Rin
Yeah, I know. I'm an asshole like that. I'm all for making fun of people when they do dumb shit, but he wasn't even asking for it in that thread. For some odd reason, I find that every now and then I start objecting to gratuitous cruelty - the attack of conscience doesn't usually last long, but this was just timed well I guess.
Besides, Latrin rescued the joke nicely a few posts later.
Red Abraham Lincoln Vampire... 03-27-2012 08:28 PM And reading your posts makes me realize that you have your head shoved up Obama's ass
That's hilarious.
That's true. I've been telling him that. Tgo, when are you going to stop being such a libtard?!
Oh, it was an exclamation of how impressed I was how you paraphrased that other thread, you lovable libtard.
RED REP- Thread for Things That... 03-28-2012 07:28 AM high maintenance
Blowing off steam about disappointment and a frown on a sad anniversary, then getting over it and going home to make it a nice night for him... does not make me high maintenance. Especially when I am the one who has taken care of him (motorcycles, horse, trips, more trips, guitar, everything he has ever wanted). Disappointed does not equal expectation does not equal high maintenance.
better?Quote:
War on Words: 50 words... 03-28-2012 12:35 PM don't smoke - post pics
http://i.imgur.com/F52uf.gif
Awww puppies.
Hope is directly related to expectations as well. Thwarting that means "failure to meet expectations".
Hope, to some, can also be far removed from expectation. It is an emotional spectrum argument.
My point was not in definition, but dissuading a direct correlation between disappointment and high maintenance.
I hope you have fun with your dictionary. I expect more definitions from you in the future. ;)
I'm going to pull a Nikki and tell you that because of you, this thread is now dildos.
SO CLOSE. It's like looking down at your odometer and seeing 100000.3Quote:
You have 123455 Reputation point(s).
More better?
http://i.imgur.com/5IIEL.gif
Please 4 2 be making 1 w/ tiny dancing manicorn in hand.
Technically that's pulling a Skwisgaar:
http://desudesudesu.org/images/uploads/671288153497.jpg
You're lucky I like you, because that was not pleasant.
http://i.imgur.com/ELMwn.gif
I'm also glad I haven't seen Methais since I've come back, because I'm not giving her a tiny goatse.
:spaz:
New witness saw Trayvon... 03-28-2012 09:39 PM I demand you not be a fucking retard
It is the position of this government that we never negotiate with rep terrorists.
If you negotiate with reptar, he will have won.
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/s.../Reptar900.jpg
I don't think I understand. Are Celephais and Nikki concorrent entities of the same awesome universe. They came back together. I feel lucky. Like it's double christmas today and yesterday.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas patch 2.0.
Whatevs. WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE THEM STAY.
(green)Guide to PC slang and... 04-03-2012 02:47 AM The next time I have sex with my husband I'm going to pretend it's you. Tisket.
From this moment forth, let no one ever doubt my amazing homewrecking skills. ::makes another notch in the bedpost, with a "Tisket" label beside it::
Edit:
(red)Respond to Reputation... 04-03-2012 11:16 AM Homewrecking is funny. 4 srs.
(red)Respond to Reputation... 04-03-2012 11:16 AM asdf
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l2VT7bYUEa...-YOU-JELLY.jpg
Stop taking life so seriously. It'll kill you one day.
I'm just so proud of her for coming to terms with her sociopathy. It's the first step toward synthesizing emotions for a real and fruitful coexistence with a feeling/loving humanity. HEY, has anyone heard the newest from Huey Lewis and the News?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ALAbN6Pcw
Also someone is not using 4 srs correctly in rep and for that they deserve to be tortured.
Sociopath, sociopathy. Sociopath, sociopathy.
I that question mark should
have ever thought maybe
Jesus, is the world ending or something? Green rep for you from me. The apocalypse is nigh. Tisket
Yes. But we are still arch enemies.
Thread for Things That... 04-07-2012 09:34 AM Ok, I'm gonna be laughing all day at your douchebag oreilly graphic. Thanks for the laugh - name removed to protect the guilty
If you like that one you should google megyn kelly essentially. You Are Welcome.
New witness saw Trayvon... 04-11-2012 02:30 PM don't be so quick to judge coke vs pepsi
Cocaine wins, hands down. Snorting Pepsi hurts.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif Hunting bald eagles... 04-13-2012 10:18 AM Whats the word I'm looking for... oh yeah... fuck off?
That is actually two words.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif Custom Interface Layout 04-13-2012 09:36 AM You would have a female character, fruitcake.
Haha, no, thats Mako, the first Bounty Hunter companion. I don't play female characters as a rule. But I don't think its wrong if a guy plays a girl char or a girl plays a guy char.
Rep Whoring Pyramid... 04-13-2012 11:46 PM stick to math and all things queer
Was Alan Turing gay? Was Gödel weird?? Huh??? You can't get straighter than a Schwarzschild metric.
The Thread of Randomness. 04-14-2012 08:22 PM How's the wife and kids?
lolwut?
I bet you they meant Nachos' wife and kids. You slutty, slutty homewrecker.
(red)Respond to Reputation... 04-15-2012 06:17 PM way to make fun of other's pain
While it was funny and I'd love to claim credit, it was actually diethx making the joke this time. You can tell because the blue bar on top of the post you're upset with says "diethx" in it, not "Liagala." Normally I wouldn't feel the need to explain this, but you've already shown difficulty understanding the difference between "manipulative psycho wife" and "innocent victim." I thought this might give you trouble too. When you've spread enough rep around to get back to me for a third (fourth?) time, try to make sure it applies to a post I actually made.
Also, LOL Stanley. Next time, sign your random comments! Like my rep stalker here, I'm easily confused.
I actually got that one too. They weren't differentiating, apparently.
That crazy cephalopod bitch is pretty greedy with her cephalopod sperm. Doesn't she know?! NOBODY WANTS RADIAL SYMMETRY ANYMORE. (Except sea stars but they aren't people so they don't count.)
AND. and. I tried to rep all the filthy homewrecking whores in this thread but the system was like OMG STALKER.
She hasn't logged on that handle in over a month. Maybe it was someone else. Or, maybe she created a new handle. Even batshit crazy women can be crafty occasionally.
Chief Runs While Scissoring has spoken.
You always seem vaguely annoyed with me.
It makes me happy.
I just made you a chief quit your bitchin.
Dear Tisket;
Please never leave again.
Thanks,
PC
Anyone want to inform me why Doctors Without Borders is a sham? Google isn't really revealing much.Quote:
(green) Donate it all to the Wounded Warrior Project. Doctors without borders can take a big fat turd and chew on it.
How DARE you mock Our Holy Savior?!Quote:
Seirus 04-19-2012 10:36 PM o gawd not that bs. get a life and a job
You'd mock The Holy Christ this close to Easter? Don't you have any gratitude for everything He and His Heavenly Father have DONE for your sinful self? There are Bible verses for people like you.Quote:
Respond to Reputation... 04-20-2012 07:31 AM I agree with your negative rep comments.
Seirus 04-19-2012 10:36 PM o gawd not that bs. get a life and a job
Picture Post - Post it up 04-20-2012 12:06 PM Color combos are teh suck
Picture Post - Post it up 04-20-2012 10:28 AM lols such a clown
It's true, I have a difficult time matching colors. And I am a clown on the weekend with the acrobat chick, whose name I'm forgetting temporarily.
New witness saw Trayvon... 04-20-2012 09:41 PM It's my opinion that your wife fucks dudes with bigger cocks than you because she wishes she would've married someone with a half a brain and you're a closeted homo who wants to fuck as many assholes as you can possibly get your tongue around
Ouch.. I am so hurt by random people's crude insults. Oh no, I am scared for life. Woe is me.
Sarcasm. Do you fucking understand it?Quote:
Does it count that I am canceling my account now but it's active until the 27th of the month? Heh.
Red -Gemstone Free April 04-05-2012 07:06 PM Reading comprehension, do you have it?
Kids hate happiness.
(red) Full DM Prize list 04-21-2012 12:49 PM reverse rep. no big.
Uh, no. This is a HUGE FUCKING DEAL. Like ALL rep.
If you ever grow a vagina I will sire you a child.
29 days later:
I will cut you...but only to make additional love holes.
You pay for the operation. Because I'd be feeling myself up all day.
Rep Whoring Pyramid... 04-25-2012 03:32 PM Rep. Rep Changes everything. Hands and faces, every sky. Yes rep. Rep changes everything. How you live and how you die. Rep.. can turn your world around.. - Drayal
All I could think of was "turn the beat around", and then all I could think of was that margarine commercial with the spitfire from Will and Grace.
What I'm saying is... thanks. :)
That commercial with her dancing through the grocery store is so weird. What is it? Turn the tub around or something? So weird.
This made me laugh. Maybe it's the repeated usage of the word "gouda". Such a strange word when you say it a lot. Goooouuuudaaaaa.Quote:
Rep Whoring Pyramid... 04-25-2012 12:25 PM Fuck you for making me long for smoked gouda grilled cheese. You may not have brought up gouda, but this comment lead to the bringing up of gouda and I was reminded that I have no gouda and FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU
"Such a simple word ::wistfully:: Row."
I knew it was you!
Sam's Club cheese selection is ridiculous these days, if you didn't know. They have a larger selection of cheeses than just about anything else. Like at least 4 different types of gouda, I swear. Cheese must be profitable or something.
/sploosh
To my latest rep commenter: I KNOW IT WAS INTENTIONAL. IT'S OKAY BY ME IF YOU CONTINUE BUT JUST REMEMBER THE CRACKERS...THEY HURT WHEN THROWN. LOVE, TISKET
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/re...tation_neg.gif UGH 04-27-2012 11:32 PM http://hahgay.com/
I normally never, ever, under any circumstances, click links people put into posts, emails, reps, or any other means of internet communication but today I was feeling reckless, threw caution to the wind, as I am wont to do on occasion, and was pleasantly surprised with a chuckle and a grin. Thank you, anon.
I've missed you, anonymous sexual green repper
Picture Post - Post it up 05-01-2012 12:54 PM you knock on the door. "hey kina, health and safety inspection!" the door opens... seducefully. "oh RA gnome rage," she murmurs, because that is your name IRL, "and me in just my sexy underoos." "I better join you!" you laugh disrobingly. she ORGASMM
Not an accusation, applause. Always makes me giggle.
Your sentence structure is what is giving you away, shitdick.
Rep image that was worth the page load time:
http://i46.tinypic.com/262a8vl.png
(props to pk)
Much like.Quote:
42 out of another number of galaxies (+1 or -14,296) worship cheese ~pk
Thanks for all the input about posting inappropriate pics and gifs. Your reward: A gif reposted from reddit! Don't worry, he's modestly covered in his Sunday best.
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...d-memories.gif
What was the original pic and/or gif that you posted and received input about?
Mine was green and I just want to know what kind of aircraft gun that is. :(
M134 is my guess, or some variant of it.
No. Barrels are too shot. Side mounted? What?!
Found it! Dillon Aero. Looks like they remanufactured in titanium for helicopter side mounting. Added a muzzle break, feeder obviously a newly designed mount and GOD. Want to touch.
http://www.dillonaero.com/uimages/m1...t_titanium.jpg
I'm going to go with gau 17.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_Kentucky.jpg
No you were right dude. I googled side mounted mini gun. Which I didn't even consider to begin with because in his sig it looks less than the size of her hip.
I was just checking out the DA, those aren't the only side mounted versions though.
The other mounts that I've seen have been vertical and cab attached this one's the only horizontal extension that I've seen. I wonder what kind of mobility it has?
......
Sorry, huey!
Let's just say a seasoned redditor who should be desensitized to NSFL decided to send me a PM stating this message board doesn't tolerate NSFW / NSFL. I pointed him to a few threads to continue his crusade of justice.
It was the gif of the dumbass sticking his arm in the crocodile's mouth. Apparently that gif was shocking and "90% of the PC would not want to see it, either."
I looked in vain for a recent poll in which 90% of the PC participated and confirmed his assumption.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Heli...-6_Little_Bird
I believe most of the mobility is going to come from the helicopter, in this case some AH-6 variant. Incredibly high mobility.
It was me who asked him to take it off. It was an alligator biting a dudes arm off. It's one thing to post it in a gif thread with a link and another thing to post it as your signature. I didn't send him neg rep, though, I sent him a PM.
Here it is
My tummy hurts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeFOmq0K6hM
It's this made into a gif. Not horribly gory, but NSFL none the less.