You'd have to get ass ( from a chick ) for this to even be a possibility.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makkah
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You'd have to get ass ( from a chick ) for this to even be a possibility.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makkah
Here I am with a perfectly valid opinion, and this guy comes at me with the 3rd grade insult assuming he knows me.
HeheheheheQuote:
Originally Posted by RichardCranium
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Originally Posted by RichardCranium
OMG your kid is adorable!
You implied my baby girl looks like an alien. Keep your valid opinions to yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makkah
Thanks, I'm seriously considering having another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss X
"I hope my kid doesn't look like an alien" is not an opinion, btw.
<<"I hope my kid doesn't look like an alien" is not an opinion, btw.>>
No, but the obvious allusion that I think the baby is semi-ugly is.
My kids currently look like aliens.
Below 3, they all do.
Try fourth months :)
For future reference, make a note of the fact that Makkah is a dick and just ignore his uncalled for personal jabs.Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardCranium
You're little one is drop-dead gorgeous! Those eyes are amazing. :)
There is something about these forums, you all grow the most adorable babies.
I supply only my finest man seed to the ladies here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenranger
Wow, that actually made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Its Dr. Belwe.
8 weeks old. He actually has dark brown hair, just can't see it in this picture.
Ladykillin eyes.
He's sooo cute! However, he looks like he has something mischievous in mind, Mir. ;)
Yeah um.. don't know where he gets that.
I can't imagine! Surrounded by innocence, he is. :rofl:
Czeska, that is actually the first baby I've seen that rivals my kid's cuteness.
Good goin.
BTW my 6 month old nephew looks like a rat.
So glad he's cute. Cause I'm SO not having any more.
Tubes tied, gonna have the guy get snipped, or you just forgoing sex all together?
[11:16] Harmnone: Wezas, shut the fuck up
Ah, you must be catholic. Good luck with that rhythm method.
Yeah.. Catholic :stare:
Cool, more baby pictures.
He's still such a cutie, Mir. He's already working on "the look" that'll drive em(teh ladies) wild.
Yeah.. and his momma's a sucker for pretty eyes. I'm sure he'll get away with murder.
My little terror.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...ng/amie003.jpg
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...g/Photo008.jpg
Xmas visiting my uncle. His house is almost derelict. :(
But she lit up the place and we didn't touch any furniture.
She's gonna cause trouble with that glance of hers. Adorable :)
She is beautiful, what a dollie! The two color crayons in her jammie pocket..just too darned cute!
Merji's muse
Heh they're lipstick.
She's gonna be trouble.
Yep. Mine has blue glitter eyeshadow she keeps sneaking on before school. It's in the DNA I think.
She's a cutie, Drayal! :)
Still one of my favorites. Excuse the double-post:
Cool picture Stan
Thanks, mang :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Apparently, it's much more impossible to come by those styles of laser pointers these-a-days.
Stanley Burrell.
Love when my children are unconscious.
How many swings did it take?
That's such a cute picture, Czeska.
There are much more subtle ways. Much.. much more subtle. :)
I was having a good face day, so I thought I'd share.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1.../newestone.jpg
It looks like it was a good body day as well ... so typical of you to crop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shari
I for once agree with Tsa'ah on the good tit day.
Heh, I was just getting ready to jump in the tub when I glanced in the mirror and was like..."Hey, I look gooood."
Frickin tease.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shari
I also don freshly plucked eyebrows, glossed lips and applied eyeshadow before hopping in the tub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shari
Bangin' pic, what Tsa`ah said, and thank your hubby for being such a nice, allowing liberal guy (you are married now, right?) ;)
Stanley Burrell
It's the eyes I'm hooked on.
(after tilting my monitor to see if I could see more)
Jesae's eyes look more brown on the ponderland page...
::begin Wezas-style stalking::
Mmm good face day.
..skeet skeet
You sure do know how to tease a photo. You look delicious.
Nice rock, btw.
<<Heh, I was just getting ready to jump in the tub when I glanced in the mirror and was like..."Hey, I look gooood.">>
How disgustingly vain.
Jesus do you ever have a day when you might want to be nice to someone here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Makkah
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Originally Posted by Skirmisher
Sometimes. I didn't mention the fact that she looks gorgeous.
Instead, I pointed out other character traits.
I may or may not have been drinking heavily at the poker night in question.
rofl you pupils and bloodshot eyes say it all.
Also looks like mike tyson took a nibble of your right ear.
P.s. you got some dirt on your chin.
yeah. he looks handsome too. Nice eyes Anticor.
Lol that pic does make it look like I'm missing part of my ear.
WTF Anticor have you lost weight?
LOL that pic is old as fuck
Looks like he gained weight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss X
That pic is about 6months old, it showed up in my email today. And no I haven't lost weight I'm still sitting around 250.
If me thinking I look good every now and then makes me vain, so fucking be it. And yeah, I really WAS getting ready to take a bath to wash that makeup off. My eyebrows resemble Frida's if they aren't put in check, and that was vitamin E oil on my lips.
rofl @ Tim Curry resemblance.
Wow... I might be the only dude to have female matches for TWO photos on that shit.
EDIT: At least they're both hot...
(I also go GERALD FORD! And that hot bitch Rachel Weisz.)
I love that website.
I swear like 70% of my matches are ASIAN!?!? Maybe because I'm pie eyed in all the pics I uploaded.
My closest match was L. Frank Baum, who wrote the Wizard of Oz. I also got a younger Robert Duvall and George W. Bush, much to some folks' amusement, I'm sure.
A different photo yielded Leo Tolstoy, Antonio Sabato Jr., and Gary Cooper.
Fun.
WTF... any chicks, Conan?
One really old woman with massive eyebrows. She ranked low though. I think it was an eyebrow connection.
My son's school picture registers 57% Charlize Theron and 50% Bob Marley.
My little brother's pic turned up Haley Joel Osment.
Pwned.
Skating injury? Looks familiar.
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Originally Posted by Nevermind
Yeah skateboard, I own a motorcycle too, so I'm intimately familiar with road rash. The worst part isn't the actual getting cut, it's getting the wound cleaned out.
I feel your pain man. The grazes look least painful but that couldn't be further from the truth.
Rofl my top two matches on that face thing were Neil Armstrong (wtf!?) and Emma Watson (the little girl from Harry Potter...ROFL)
Website kept erroring out saying it couldn't load config files when I tried to do my poker chip fez pic.
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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Someone in the Shrine/Masons?
Did that with a few of my pics too. Try and get the pic cropped so the only thing left is your huge mellon.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Should pick it up then.
74% Johnny Depp and 73% Ewan McGregor.
My more female side is 73% Kate Winslet and 72% Natalie Portman.
That's pretty cool, I guess...
New shorter non pink hair. Beware of lack of make up. :nono:
RAWR!
Dropping the pink is teh goodness.
Hair def looks good.
I want to play doctor with you sooooo bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss X
Marry me?
I'll even say "please" with enough shackle & chain goodness :saint:
What our fuckin deal, Stan?
Never mind then.
The first pic is just me realizing my fantastic opportunities.
Then in the second pic, I had my arm severed, but it grew back quickly enough to make it look like I'm kind of gangsta' posing/taking a shit inside of the cement pot I'm trying very desperately not to fall to my doom from.
Here:
Also, here are just two pictures of my Gaucho Belt. I definitely feel that it is quite dandy. Have a gander:
All the picture comparisons reminded me of this one that I made of myself and Sam Eagle. This is the price I pay for making a funny expression in my picture!
http://www.ver2go.com/~illuminati/el...onsameagle.PNG
^^ That is what I came up with.. har!
And.. here's a sepia self-portrait I did for a photography class. I look like a little girl and my nose is massive.. but you get the idea!
http://www.ver2go.com/~illuminati/el.../images/me.PNG
Holy crap you're a youngin.
Seconded. A cute youngin at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shari
Well I'm not old old if that's what you mean! haha
There is a smiley for that, Emperor.
That he actually wasted his time to actually type that in manually is a huge compliment.
You'd go to jail, Peam.
Ok I'm not THAT young, Shari :rofl:
She's legal Peam, resume plotting...in 3.....2....1.....go.
Skirm, you imply that people ever stopped.
A photo of my wife and I on our honeymoon almost a year ago :)
Lookin' good, there, Caels...both of ya! :)
Is your hubby named Phillip?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caels
Notice Xyelin never, ever, posts a pic of himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyelin
That makes him the ultimate BITCH.
I *am* the hubby :p And my name isn't Phillip. It's Jessie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyelin
Maybe not, but someone did direct me to his OOC picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Backlash
See post #8 in this thread.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=19476
haha, yes he doesQuote:
Originally Posted by Backlash
I've posted x100 of my pics. Stfu and go molest young democrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Backlash
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Originally Posted by Caels
Just checking you look alot like a friend from highschool with that name. Congrats on the wedding and GOOD LUCK MAN.. you'll need it.
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Originally Posted by Stretch
P. "FUCKING". S Edaarin
You sir are the third to last person that has ANY ROOM to talk smack about pics. First being Emislity and second being Peam... you're in good company.
Edit. First being Emislity. Second being LEETAHKIN. Third being YOU. Peam got bumped off the list.
hahahah
child of the marshmallow man and a chicken.
Where did Emislity post pics? lol
dude, wtf is your aim name
ROFL. xrofl. All hell is gonna break out and I love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by emperor peam
Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyelin
Good ol' Ed is simply a well-aged rice noodle :roll:
I'm probably a bit late on this, but if Narcissia didn't have a boyfriend, I'd do an internet hook-up for the year 2006.
RichardCranium - your little girl is stealable she is so cute!
Czeska - Loving motherhood or what? Handsome little devil
Nevermind- Yet another kid suitable for stealing
Shari- Beautiful as always
Anticor- at least that was a low calorie snack
Narcissiia- love the second photo
Thanks Cai, I'll let her know she's to be stolen. :heart:
This is what's on my lap right now :heart:
Very adorable, Czeska!
Isn't there a baby pics thread?
No, there is not.
There's a pictures thread. This is it. Get over it.
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Originally Posted by HarmNone
Actually it was not that long ago that I was told to stop posting pictures of my kids in this folder. When I said well then do we need a kids/dogs/cats/pics of your ass folder as well I was told quite quickly that there is a thread just for kid pictures and thats where I should put them. I was also told that by two mods who have themselves posted kid pics LOL.
I thought I remembered something like that.
Maybe HarmNone forgot?
:( :( :( :(
There was a thread for pictures of children on the old boards. It didn't make the transition to the new boards. This is the picture thread. Pictures of children are pictures. They go in the picture thread. Dur.
Just because Daina deleted it doesn't mean someone can't start a new one.
So you just ignored the fact that there was a child pictures thread when I asked an honest question, and were hostile for no reason?Quote:
Originally Posted by HarmNone
Gotcha, thanks.
Yes, Hulkein. That's exactly how it was. :)
<steps away cautiously from HN>
Here's another picture of a BABY. Do not CLICK on the ATTACHMENT if you do not want to see a picture of a BABY.
Thank you and have a fuckin' lovely day!
Alright, quit the bitching and go back to posting pics and commenting. This really wouldn't have been an issue if someone would not have brought up the bitter past. Let it go, y'all. Thanks. :)
Having wanted to see a picture of a baby and, therefore, having clicked on the link provided, I can say that's one cute baby! She looks rather sophisticated with those retro sunglasses going on! :)
HarmNone... for like the fortyzillionth time... HE :)
She's adorable!
Gah! Why do I keep typing "she". I know that's a little boy, dammit! I think it's because he's so darn purdy! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Czeska
HE is the bomb diggity. Love the sunglasses on the handsome little devil.
:heart: to DeV and HN, and a big flick in the head to Hulkein. :)
non-fatally, of course.
I find it hilarious that babies are almost universaly said to be cute and adorable. Is it because they are so small? Or just innocent? Or do people actually think they are ALL just lil perfect things?
Heh. In my case, not all babies qualify as "cute". I have seen some butt-ugly babies in my time. Fortunately, I haven't seen any of that ilk posted here. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AestheticDeath
Or willing to admit outloud. God forbid.
Nah. I really haven't seen any ugly little ones posted here. These have all been cute little gals and guys.
Now, I can recall some friends of mine several years ago decided to reproduce. Considering neither parent was...shall we say, attractive?...the poor little tyke didn't have a chance. The most noticeable feature of each parent was a beak-like projection in the middle of each face. Needless to say, the poor baby inherited that gigantmouse shnozzola. She (may the gods bless her) was presented to us all swaddled in a baby blanket, through which peeked the nose of the century. None of us said a word. We just stared. Then we said "Congratulations on the addition to your family!"
If a baby is not cute and/or adorable I have no problem not saying they are. In fact, I won't.Quote:
Originally Posted by AestheticDeath
End of story.
You'll never hear me say a baby is cute or adorable. I've yet to find an infant I would qualify as cute here or otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by AestheticDeath
Just adoreable pics Czeska!
Keep posting them as the mood strikes cause i love to see all of them.
Baby pics thread please.
I have seen some truely ugly babies. My brother's baby, pretty damn ugly.
Two of the 4 girls in my son's class = huge heads, not much hair.
I will say that Czeska's kid is one of the few that I can honestly say is cute. No offense to those who have posted baby pics here.
When they're thrust at me by relatives and such I freeze and just say yeah they're lovely.
I've been told countless times I'll understand when I have one of my own.
Yeeeaaah, I can't say I really like the looks of most children. Especially not babies. Toddlers, sure, but not babies. Their faces look like smushy tomatoes and their bodies are fat and worm-like. I can't say that I find folds of fat cute at all.
I do! Hehehe.
That got me thinking of Zim... They're just normal human worm-babies.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Human larvae have peculiar proportions, yet they possess a certain stinky charm that loses most of the stink but not much of the charm in the transition to photographic media.
I also think it was a bit... overzealous to jump on Hulkein.
I also think Mir's baby is cute as a button!
Here are a few photos of the desserts I'm makin at my new job.
Mmm. Those look delicious, Kuyuk. :)
Looks good kuyuk, but in the first.. is that rice/sushi? and the 3rd, whats in the middle? Really dark chocolate ice cream?
Why is it called midgetfood?
EDIT - The file names, I mean, out of morbid curiousity...
Here you go...
A truly Godawfully homely child.
Luckily, as I grew up, kind strangers taught me the art of wearing bags over my head. The first few years before I learned that were all kinds of rough, though.
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Originally Posted by DCSL
I looooove Toddlers.. they can be real shitheads but ultimately, they are just so cute. I have good memories of my niece when she was a toddler, I'd wake up in the morning and hear her making sounds in her crib, I'd go in their and she'd be standing there, looking up at me with a big sleepy grin on her face and then she'd put her arms up and want to be cuddled for a bit in the rocking chair. So freaking cute. ^_^ *gets all mushy and gushy*
I feel a little odd around babies however, because they're so fragile and tiny.. and of course the odd skin problems infants get, heh!
Kuyuk, that stuff looks amazing. Really.
KillerKitten :stfu:, I hate kids but that pic is tres cute.
They're all just cute as a button. That is, until, they chuck one of those little plastic chairs at your head :-\
Thanks Kuyuk, I'm now hungry. :drool:
Those things hurt. Specially when you're not looking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
I am always caught off guard by just how beautiful my children are...
When they're unconscious :)
hopefully you mean when they're sleeping LOL
umm.. right. Sleeping :)
Triaminic ftw.
binkitini, ftw.
Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Two photos of Kiara, an upclose shot and an artistic one my friend Maarten took and one of me in a bridesmaid dress with my bf
http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/2...ppygrin4ve.jpg
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/5...bigdoor5fw.jpg
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/5...ecastle5ta.jpg
beautiful dress!
& Kiara is simply adorable.
All the pics are great, Caiy. That second one, though, is stunning. Is that an arboretum? I'd not be surprised if they'd like to have that picture for their advertising (if they do any). It's really quite impressive. :)
Okay, see, Kiara is a kid I can genuinely call adorable.
We had to admittedly work at that one, she first opened the door running ahead of the group and Maarten was like "i want to take that photo!!" but by then people were behind her so we had to convince her to open it like three more times before the shot was clear. It is one of the biggest things we have in common as friends, we love photography.Quote:
Originally Posted by HarmNone
The location is a garden in front of Maarten and Ellen's apartment. The area is huge and amazing. We got some great shots :)
that's a big door. it looks cool though.
Kiara is a really adorable kid, I'm jealous.
As for my food; I edit them, then I forgot I had to resize them, so when I make them smaller, I rename them midget... they're of food....midgetfood... oh well.
The rice one is a fruit sushi, with gelee's of raspberries, mango and kiwi (with chocolate sauce in a chocolate cup, mango to look like pickled ginger, and kiwi to resemble wasabi
Ah I see. Would be nice to have good descriptions with the photos as they are posted. Just for slow people like me.
Also... What causes alot of the older pictures to not show up? Are they removed by the original poster? Saved on another site and linked, then the other site goes down? Whats the best way to post a picture here and have it last?
Me at my cousins graduation dinner in AZ.
Have the PC not change board format. I recommend praying devoutly at least twice a day in the general direction of the Altar of Board Software Stability.Quote:
Originally Posted by AestheticDeath
Upload it on photobucket.com.
Photobucket won't delete your account, and it rarely goes down, and never permanently.
The best way is to own your own server.
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Originally Posted by Daniel
That photo makes you look black.
So does my Penis Size (and no you can't see snapp)
Caiy has the cutest girl like, ever. The hair, its the hair.
And speaking of hair...OMGWTF CAIY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!?!?
Daniel, when and where were you in AZ?
And Kuyuk, I am LOVING that whole dessert sushi idea, its really clever. Looks damned good too, and quite possibly the only sushi I would think of eating.
My last few nights as an undergraduate.
http://photos-703.facebook.com/n24/2...78703_5519.jpg
Trying to forget that I'm about to be a graduate.
http://photos-702.facebook.com/n24/2...78702_4902.jpg
Outside of a club in Myrtle.
http://photos-708.facebook.com/n24/2...78708_7827.jpg
Shitfaced and loving it.
http://photos-706.facebook.com/n24/2...78706_6916.jpg
I'm really going to miss college.
http://photos-709.facebook.com/n24/2...78709_8275.jpg
I guess I got pretty dark at the beach. Posing with two of the few Asian friends I have at graduation.
http://photos-705.facebook.com/n24/2...78705_6442.jpg
Thankyou, Shari :) And yes I cut my hair. Here are before and afters for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shari
Congrads on the grad Stretch!
I was there for the U of A graduation in Tucson a couple weeks ago.
I was there for the U of A graduation in Tucson a couple weeks ago.
She so totally is and I have told Caiy more than once that she so needs to look into some kind of career in photography as she has a true talent at capturing just the right moment/angle/lighting.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Agreed on both parts. Caiy has posted some really interesting pictures.. she definitely has an eye for it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirmisher
You and the dude look great together, Caiy, and you look so happy. As usual, some really neat shots.
Rofl I so read that "You and the dude look great together, Edaarin, ..."Quote:
Originally Posted by DeV
Edaarin, do you go to an all man (loving) school?
Thankyou guys for the compliments :) I cannot take credit for any of those photos though. I am glad they turned out great!
PS: No new photos from me for awhile since I don't have a camera anymore and can't get a new one soon. Sigh.
No, I went to the #2 ranked business undergraduate school in the country.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfster
Although I do go drinking with my guy friends. I don't really see how that's abnormal.
Dear Alfster,Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfster
Apparently, he (the rice-noodle man's man) sticks to his own kind.
You'll have to find other venues for the sucky-sucky :(
It's not. For some reason people like to rip on you for posting pictures with your friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stretch