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Faeries Series

I don't know why I find these shorts so funny.
so good.

Did somebody say slippery side walk?

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/09/a-girl...r-job-5055284/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/09/woman-...55474/?ito=v-a

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/09/woman-...55474/?ito=v-a

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And this is why any time I've ever done something like flying out to meet a chick, which I've done in my life, I do Skype and video calls first so I know what's up.

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Originally Posted by JackWhisper

And this is why any time I've ever done something like flying out to meet a chick, which I've done in my life, I do Skype and video calls first so I know what's up.

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I used to make chicks fly to me.

Amateur.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I used to make chicks fly to me.

Amateur.

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I've done that too. Apparently my experiences are more varied than yours, spoiled bandit!

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/09/woman-...55474/?ito=v-a

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His friend, Kong Ho, said: ‘He was very excited about going and when I said it seemed very expensive he replied that love has no price.

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Apparently love does have a price; a non-fat face and no spots.

I don't blame him for being angered beyond senses. Hitting the woman is something I don't condone, but I'd have been *SO* mad over the lie.

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Originally Posted by JackWhisper

I don't blame him for being angered beyond senses. Hitting the woman is something I don't condone, but I'd have been *SO* mad over the lie.

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Pfft. Nearly everyone woman uses makeup, flattering camera angles, photoshop and once they get to a certain age, five to ten year old pictures of themselves. If you can't pick up on what is real or fake, that's on you. I wouldn't be surprised if men are doing all this crap too.

Looks aren't important... which I why I judge potential dates on their earning potential.