Is Tesla Doomed?

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

It’s retards like you that force Planters to put a warning label on the package: “This product may contain peanuts.”

If you can’t figure this out, you have no business owning an automobile:

https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/atta...at-jpg.492495/

As for a glass breaker or just a makeshift item that can be used to escape from any make / model, that’s not a bad idea to have in case of emergency.

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I have one of these in every one of my vehicles on the driver side visor.

www.amazon.com/dp/B01CMVW5SE

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

I have one of these in every one of my vehicles on the driver side visor.

www.amazon.com/dp/B01CMVW5SE

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I have something similar, but I keep in in my huge glove box so that all important items are in the same place, like tissues, flashlight, ice scraper, owner manuals, insurance cards. tire gauge, hand sanitizer, paper and pen - space pen, of course - lint roller, face mask, and old maps.

Another nice parking garage spoiled by a Tesla..

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ROCKVILLE, Md. (7News) — A Tesla vehicle went up in flames while parked inside the Rockville Town Center parking garage on Friday, according to Montgomery County Fire Rescue.

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

I have something similar, but I keep in in my huge glove box so that all important items are in the same place, like tissues, flashlight, ice scraper, owner manuals, insurance cards. tire gauge, hand sanitizer, paper and pen - space pen, of course - lint roller, face mask, and old maps.

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There is no way:

1) You own a car
2) You drive a car
3) You don't have a travel size emotional support tiara in your glove box

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

I have something similar, but I keep in in my huge glove box so that all important items are in the same place, like tissues, flashlight, ice scraper, owner manuals, insurance cards. tire gauge, hand sanitizer, paper and pen - space pen, of course - lint roller, face mask, and old maps.

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I would imagine your cheap Chinese butt plug isn’t great for breaking glass, nor do you possess the strength necessary to apply the minimum force required even if you had a proper tool. Consider adding one of those fall alert devices designed for the elderly and a rape whistle so you can call for help.

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

I have something similar, but I keep in in my huge glove box so that all important items are in the same place, like tissues, flashlight, ice scraper, owner manuals, insurance cards. tire gauge, hand sanitizer, paper and pen - space pen, of course - lint roller, face mask, and old maps.

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In a car accident, you likely won't be able to reach your glove box. So, keep doing it that way.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

I would imagine your cheap Chinese butt plug isn’t great for breaking glass, nor do you possess the strength necessary to apply the minimum force required even if you had a proper tool. Consider adding one of those fall alert devices designed for the elderly and a rape whistle so you can call for help.

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Imagine the disappointment that several of our Leftist board members felt when they first found out that a rape whistle wasn't something you could blow in order to have people come and rape you on demand.

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Originally Posted by Back

Only 22% of the American population voted for Trump. While it was enough to win it is not a majority of Americans. In fact you can say the majority of Americans did not vote for Trump.

I no longer trust Elon's opinion on anything.

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What a weak fucking cope :rofl:

What percentage voted for Kamala?

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

I have something similar, but I keep in in my huge glove box so that all important items are in the same place, like tissues, flashlight, ice scraper, owner manuals, insurance cards. tire gauge, hand sanitizer, paper and pen - space pen, of course - lint roller, face mask, and old maps.

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No you don't. You haven't left the house in years except for that one time in 2020 when your mommy took you to the deli at the grocery store to show you how to buy cold cuts.

You haven't come out from under your adult sized crib since then.

As if you could handle driving without shitting your pants constantly until you eventually crash through your own garage.

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

Imagine the disappointment that several of our Leftist board members felt when they first found out that a rape whistle wasn't something you could blow in order to have people come and rape you on demand.

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E Jean Carroll was probably the most disappointed, being that she thinks rape is hot and sexy and all that.

That reminds me, that's another big dem lie that Back is still falling for.