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Ex that I haven't seen since we broke up this time last year, couldn't have recognised me due to my ultra short military haircut and tattoos, when she sat on the next exercise bike to me at the gym.
Whatever, it cut short my session by 45 minutes.
fuck that bitch.
I DO NOT NEED A BEER!!
That will show her?
Yeah I bailed. I'm brilliant like that.
From the sound of it, she beat you to it by a year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
I lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
Anyway - learned today I get to have a "sit down" with bosses about my "poor performance" in "closing the kitchen"
Evidently another manager (a jackass) told the big boss I left a bag of cheese in the wrong fridge, and my employees made a mess on the floor while cleaning one night while doing extra cleaning and it didnt get cleaned up..
Sadly, I am not sure wtf he talking about with the mess on the floor, because they cleaned a hallway... and it's pretty easy to spot shit when there's nothing in a hallway. But, whateva.
And holy fuck, a bag of cheese, in a cooler we use for OMELETS. (Which, coincidentally, we havent used the omelet station for omelets since may 12th, we've been using it for a pasta station during the summer. Either way, both stations can use the cheese. Fuckhole.)
The nit-picking manager is a guy who says "hey, can you cover the floor while I do (insert XYZ)" and disappears for 2 hours.
But nah, I get the bitching at for stupid shit.
Oh well, I'll sit here and think of a way to redirect it back at them in a good manager fashion to produce positive results... I already got it planned, just need to get it on paper. Bwahaha.
(also, I appreciate the heads up a different manager gave me that it was coming, kudos bro.)
I just realized I need to buy my birth control tomorrow and my new insurance doesn't kick in until the 1st of August. I have no clue what it costs without coverage :(
lamesauce.
It's a sliding scale based on the virility of the men you sleep with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
well, if you take every shot in the mouth, I hear you cant get preggo that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Or anal.
Just sayin.
Appropriate age-old thoughts from Tabor:
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[OOC]-Jenovadeath: "My sperm can swim through the anus and into the womb."