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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
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Proof or it's a lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Mid-year DMV fee changes. Ugh.
Heat exhaustion. It's no joke.
Dear mister county worker,
Please pull the giant shit covered stick out of your ass. I loved coming back from my 3 day weekend to a snerty e-mail from you that had been forwarded to me from my boss. Thank you for copying said e-mail to every supervisor you could think of, trying to make me look incompetent. I just wanted to let you know, you failed.
If you had any intelligence at all, you would have actually read my original e-mail which included the information you needed. Also, do not blame me because people with Masters and Doctorate degrees CANNOT READ. I gave very clear instructions and even a fucking hyperlink in the e-mail I sent out to all 100 people walking them step by step through the painfully simple process. Heavenfuckingforbid they actually responded and contact you without following these steps, and I know it is such an inconvenience for you to stop masturbating for 30 seconds to return their e-mail. I'm sorry to have caused you such undue stress and work.
I hope you get run over by a truck.
Me
Thanks, I feel better now...
Bug guts cooked onto the car's paint.
Oh, and cleaning wheels...
Feeling like a lizard.
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Originally Posted by Drayal
Exactly.
..Exactly.
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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
(Tiger-Tiger Woods, y'all)