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COCAAAAAAAAINE?!Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
My frowns are because i woke up with a cold and a river of snot coming out of my nose and I want to curl up in bed but I have to drive to Center, TX and sit in front of a board of fat white republican men and schmooze them over about how patriotic I am and then drive to Shreveport, TX right after that and sit in front of a board of fat black democratic men and schmooze them over about how full of flavor I am.
lolwutQuote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
I don't always schmooze. But when I do, I schmooze with flava.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
No you are incorrect. I definately use an R in that word. I checked.
I didn't know you were Asian.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
FLAY VORE
FRAY VA?Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
Crazy Eastern European Lady Who Wants to Irritate Dex- "Could you not let your dogs go in the common grassy area? My kids play there."
Me - "Where would you have me do it?"
CEELWWTID - "You could go over to the grassy area over there."
Me - "Someone else's kids play over there. What makes your kids so special?"
CEELWWTID - "Then don't go there; go over there."
Me - "...That's the garden in front of someone else's townhouse. Look, lady, the grassy area is for everyone to use. Including those with dogs, so long as owners pick up after their dogs as stipulated by the HOA. I'm not going to drive to the nearest park five times a day just for you."
CEELWWTID - "Well, I don't want my children to get sick from your pet waste!"
Me - "Teach them to stop eating grass like animals. Problem solved."
Grr.
I may be saying it like: FLAY VARQuote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
it happens
Pick up after your fucking dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL