Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

He's MacGyver. Put him on ignore and move on.

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

He's MacGyver. Put him on ignore and move on.

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Has MacGuyver always been this much of a piece of shit? I guess I never paid much attention to him before.

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

He's MacGyver. Put him on ignore and move on.

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It isnt macgyver.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Really? Just me? Even Fox News legal analyst Judge Nap is saying the same. Why don't you go and actually learn something instead of stalking and harassing people. Here's something you can look up to help get you started, constructive discharge and how it applies in situations regarding resignations vs firings.

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"Resign or you're fired."

Session resigns.

^ Still counts as resigning and not being fired from a legal standpoint, even if for all intents and purposes he was effectively fired.

Only gigantic retards can't understand this concept.

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Originally Posted by sellstuff1

White House literally creates fake news to push a narrative.

Fucking deplorables.

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/...rce=reddit.com

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Only retarded Hillarybots like soywolff and pk call people deplorables.

It's ok soywolff, you can start posting on soywolff again.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Yes, Alastir is Inspire, Sellstuff1 is not. Sellstuff1 is also not cwolff.

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Even if he's not cwolff, he's still cwolff.

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Originally Posted by sellstuff1

Hey it's everyone favorite NPC fascist! I'd call you a goose-stepper but from your youtube videos it sounds like you get winded standing up, much less marching.

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That's funny considering how winded you are here just from this, cwolff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BCfN7B0ugU

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

I wonder if cwolff has logged onto the PC, was about to start posting, but then read some of sellstuff1's posts and was like "Well I see someone is taking over in my absence" and that's why he hasn't been posting lately?



Right down to the quoting of random people as if that in and of itself is an argument. It's uncanny.

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They also possess the same lack of knowledge of how basic forum functions work, like deleting posts...

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Originally Posted by sellstuff1

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^ Exhibit Soy.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

I wonder what would happen it cwolff did come back? Would two cwolffs being in the same place at the same time cause some sort of tear in the fabric of reality and we all cease to exist?

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EDIT: 5th post. SO MAD!!!!!!!1

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Really? Just me? Even Fox News legal analyst Judge Nap is saying the same. Why don't you go and actually learn something instead of stalking and harassing people. Here's something you can look up to help get you started, constructive discharge and how it applies in situations regarding resignations vs firings.

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The law is literally black and white on this issue.

Did Sessions sign his resignation letter?

Yes. Then he resigned.

Did Trump tell Sessions he is fired?

No. Then Trump didn't fire Sessions.

You can say that Trump FORCED Sessions resignation.. which is true.. but make no mistake: Jeff Sessions resigned from his post.

Here's an actual clip of Judge Nap discussing it. Notice how he doesn't say Trump fired him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8OUGahXZv4

Now, stop trying so hard to defend an incorrect position.

You were wrong as usual. We're all very used to it... you pretend it didn't happen.

Now go back and scrub all your stupidity on this topic so you can say it never happened.

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Originally Posted by RichardCranium

This is why I can only laugh when people get upset about the calling out of mainstream media. The media gave up on reporting the news a long time ago. Now they just seem intent on creating news.

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https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20120508195528