Then they probably listen to O.K. music.Quote:
Originally Posted by LMingrone
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Then they probably listen to O.K. music.Quote:
Originally Posted by LMingrone
I have an X chromosome. Sometimes, I tuck my genitals between my legs and go "Mangina." It's close enough. This is going to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrystalTears
Just don't fall for any of that Dave Matthews stuff. Those girls be tricksters I tell ya.
Excellent point. You're P.I.Quote:
Originally Posted by LMingrone
As chair, I just need you to get the go-ahead for the grant review being done by myself. Possibly a Hugh Hefner support write-off for an NIH submission. And free pretzels.
What else, what else...
I'll be right on that. I even have some nice bleached paper and my Notary Stamp. I love my stamp, it makes me feel official.
Good, good.Quote:
Originally Posted by LMingrone
I'll stop by Toys'R'Us and get some stuffed animals for the mouse models (if we bum rush the pencil pushers, it'll probably be overlooked.)
I'm going to see if I can garner support from a few 90-year-old lesbian nuns. I'll use the dean's card for payments to the Vagina Monologues to butter up our political prospects.
Excellent work on the stamp, btw. Now to get some Cisco log-ins.
You have derailed.
I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked.
And everytime I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a god-damn bridge abutment.
ETA: Apparently someone was concerned that my dad just died and I just killed Bambi. Neither of these things have occurred within the last few months, thankfully. <3
It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nachos DLC
Big guy in a little coat!