Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Rob say derp?

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

(you asked!!)

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It wasn't a question.

Also, this.

http://www.lakeplacidmarathon.com/im...pm_profile.gif

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Also, this.

http://www.lakeplacidmarathon.com/im...pm_profile.gif

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Get a Segway.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Get a Segway.

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It's faster if I run.

Although, I see cops in Grand Central on Segways, and I just fucking laugh. I mean...honestly? The first thing I'd do if I were running from them is head for any of the dozens of escalators/stairs/turnstiles/columned walkways in GC.

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

It's faster if I run.

Although, I see cops in Grand Central on Segways, and I just fucking laugh. I mean...honestly? The first thing I'd do if I were running from them is head for any of the dozens of escalators/stairs/turnstiles/columned walkways in GC.

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Dude those things can fly now.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Dude those things can fly now.

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It's faster if I run. I think they max out at 12 mph on flat terrain? I dunno. I could probably run this marathon faster than someone on a Segway, given the terrain and their need to recharge the battery.

To clarify, I am not faster than a taser or a bullet. So...there's that.

That graph is really suspiciously symmetrical. You must turn around at the middle of the race, and you know what that means... tire irons are blue spiky shells, baby.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_egg

Liagala has one of these.... but it's the size of a microwave and sounds like a washer when it's on.

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Oh hell, I wish I didn't ask now. LOL. Thanks. I think.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

That graph is really suspiciously symmetrical.

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It's two loops of the same course. The race diverges on the second loop and ends with a finish at the Olympic Speedskating Oval.