Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Trump thinks he can do away with the 14th amendment via an executive order.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Trump thinks he can do away with the 14th amendment via an executive order.

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You think you're not retarded.

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Here's Hillary saying black people all look alike and her leftist crowd of racists being ok with it. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxUDqH2YCE

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Trump thinks he can do away with the 14th amendment via an executive order.

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What do you believe the 14th Amendment is all about?

As usual, Trump is like 10 steps ahead of your party.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

What do you believe the 14th Amendment is all about?

As usual, Trump is like 10 steps ahead of your party.

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Is this the part where you focus in on "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" to pretend like children born in America to people without the correct papers shouldn't be citizens? You are clearly not familiar with the copious legal precedent surrounding this. Making it pretty clear you have zero respect for the Constitution though.

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Originally Posted by BigWorm

Is this the part where you focus in on "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" to pretend like children born in America to people without the correct papers shouldn't be citizens?

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"People without the correct papers." You mean illegal aliens?

"Officer I have you know I wasn't speeding, I simply lack the correct papers to obey the speed limit.

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Originally Posted by BigWorm

Is this the part where you focus in on "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" to pretend like children born in America to people without the correct papers shouldn't be citizens? You are clearly not familiar with the copious legal precedent surrounding this. Making it pretty clear you have zero respect for the Constitution though.

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I can't possibly expect you to have an adult conversation regarding the history of this country because:

1) You've shown zero ability to have an adult conversation in past.
2) You've shown zero ability to have an intelligent conversation in the past.
3) You've shown zero ability to understand history or the Constitution in the past.

Otherwise, you would be the perfect person to have a conversation with. Really.

PS - I LOVE the sudden "ZOMG WE NEED TO RESPECT THE CONSTITUTION!" that is suddenly the liberal left's mantra.. after decades of shitting on it. It's like the DNC put that into the computer and the bots are suddenly spitting it out.. not realizing what fucking hypocritical douchebags they look like.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

"People without the correct papers." You mean illegal aliens?

"Officer I have you know I wasn't speeding, I simply lack the correct papers to obey the speed limit.

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I worded it specifically like that because it could be any arbitrary document. What about a child born to someone here on a tourist visa? What if the government starts requiring citizenspawn permission slips even from white american birthright citizens like yourself?