Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Cherokee Nation is officially tired of Warren's shit.



I think Warren has made things worse for Democrats. They now have to decide if they are going to defend a privileged rich white woman whose own DNA test suggests she is 99% white against the "racists" on the right from attacking her Native American "heritage", or if they are going to defend the minorities they claim to be in the business of defending.

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I'm .02% African.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I'm .02% African.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_AhciUy4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVTalHAXSfQ

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She has to cover legal fees too. oops

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

I was reading a news article where they spoke with a Native American (a real one, not a pretend one) and she said white people do this shit all the time; have a DNA test done which shows they may have had a Native American ancestor generations ago then they show up at the tribe and be like "Hey I'm part of your tribe now! So let's discuss that casino money."

She said it's nowhere near that simple, they want you to prove your lineage by tracing your roots back and not just rely on some DNA test, they also want you to show you have been a part of their culture and all that stuff too.

To be fair Warren never claimed she was part of a tribe but she sure as shit played up her Native American "heritage" a hell of a lot. She seems to think this DNA test vindicates her but honestly I think she looks worse now than if she had just ignored the calls for a DNA test. She sought out the person to do the DNA test meaning she got the best possible result she could ask for and it still shows that MAYBE 10 generations ago she had a Native American ancestor. She's a joke at this point.

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Whoever does her PR should be fired, lol.

Her PR rep is probably time4fun.

https://i.redd.it/0got644v6rr11.jpg

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Originally Posted by Gelston

She has to cover legal fees too. oops

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Oh fuck.

http://theweek.com/articles/801606/h...could-win-2020

I didn't bother reading the article.. but I really, REALLY hope they do run her again as the Democrat nominee.

Fucking morons.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

http://theweek.com/articles/801606/h...could-win-2020

I didn't bother reading the article.. but I really, REALLY hope they do run her again as the Democrat nominee.

Fucking morons.

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There's no way Hillary is going to run and win the DNC nomination.

It's going to be Oprah.

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