Do you fornicate with trees? Do you ascend buoys?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
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Do you fornicate with trees? Do you ascend buoys?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
STUPID PAYCHECK OFFICE HAS STRANGE HOURS.
I need to wait until 2:30 to cash it :(
What kind of pimp pays with a check?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
The state.
Psht.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
With that kind of money, you can buy the Supreme Court.
What, my 103 dollar paycheck. I bought good, now I have no monies.
(that's a hyperbole cause I have about 40 bucks left)
Sooooooo. I got my "I'm a Sailor" call from my wife. She tells me she doesn't love me anymore. Never get with someone, and have them be around the same sex for 2 months. It's like poison. Bitches. Even after being together for 11 years. Good thing she's paying the rent at a place I don't live, I have her BLANGIN diamond ring, her pretty kitty cats, and she is now owned by the govment. Jokes on you! :)
I can't tell if you're being serious right now or not...Quote:
Originally Posted by LMingrone
I'm being serious. She called me after battle stations yesterday. I'm trying my best to joke about it, but I'm willing to admit I've done a whole bunch of crying.
I prefer to judge things rather slowly but it sounds like she's been jerking you around for a while. I think you're better off cutting your losses. It's better to amputate a gangrenous limb than to die of the infection.Quote:
Originally Posted by LMingrone
If that sounds harsh, I'm sorry.