Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Every woman you've ever slept with.

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I don't know that coming to understand you've been roofied is a boring experience...

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Every woman you've ever slept with.

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THAT'S JUST DUE TO THE 33 HOUR MARATHON PASSION SESSION BEFORE. ...

Meh. Yeah, prolly.

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Originally Posted by Delias

I don't know that coming to understand you've been roofied is a boring experience...

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You found being roofied exciting? Interesting.

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Originally Posted by Fallen

THAT'S JUST DUE TO THE 33 HOUR MARATHON PASSION SESSION BEFORE. ...

Meh. Yeah, prolly.

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Dude, there's not a woman on earth who can stand any man for a full 33 hours, especially not with his dick inside her.

Coincidentally, 12 minutes is about the limit I can stand a woman when my cock is not up-in-her-guts.

Good lord, Delias.

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Originally Posted by Fallen

Good, Lord Delias.

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I have fixed this for you.

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Originally Posted by Delias

Coincidentally, 12 minutes is about the limit I can stand a woman when my cock is not up-in-her-guts.

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Dude, you really have to stop disemboweling women and fucking their intestines. I mean...come on.

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Dude, you really have to stop disemboweling women and fucking their intestines. I mean...come on.

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You enjoy chitlins your way he'll enjoy them his way.

My preferred choice of new employment falling through.

Both the CVS and Rite Aid near Grand Central only carry the caramel-flavored Cadbury Creme Eggs. wtf?!