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"I'm not having a meltdown! Just because 23% of all my posts are in this thread.. and I have not missed A.SINGLE.DAY. of posting in 137 days... and I have more than twice as many posts as anyone else in this thread... YOU'RE HAVING A MELTDOWN!!!" -Ashliana 2021Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
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That's quite the convincing NOU, Tardbandit, sprinkled with very convincing mental gymnastics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit's Hilariously Desperaate NOU
Don't worry -- if you pray hard enough, somehow, your record-setting, longest meltdown in PC history magically won't reflect on you!
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"I'm not using a NOU! YOU ARE!" -Ashliana 2021Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
1-Ashliana: "Your record-setting meltdown has now been going on for 223 days. "Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
2-Tardbandit: "I'm not having a meltdown! Just because 23% of all my posts are in this thread.. and I have not missed A.SINGLE.DAY. of posting in 137 days... and I have more than twice as many posts as anyone else in this thread... YOU'RE HAVING A MELTDOWN!!!" -Ashliana 2021
3-Ashliana: "That's quite the convincing NOU."
4-Tardbandit: "I'm not using a NOU! YOU ARE!" -Ashliana 2021
Super convincing, Tardbandit. Your desperate wishes that history would change by pretending you weren't forced to resort to a NOU yet again definitely transformed the universe to suit your delusions.
Let us know when your Alzheimer's-rotted brain comes up with something more convincing than "MY NOU WASN'T A NOU! YOU MOCKING ME FOR IT IS A NOU! HHHNNNnnnnhhh..!"
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PB: Made a thread for Ashliana to completely melt down in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
Ashliana: Posted a response in 4 minutes flat, confirming said meltdown.
PB: Laughs at how easy it was to troll the Retard Champion.
Ashliana: Posts in this thread every.single.day. for 137 days "straight" to "prove" he isn't having a meltdown.
PB: Laughs more.
Your entire existence is a NOU, as illustrated perfectly in this very thread. It's because you are:
1) Retarded
2) Mentally disabled
3) Always upset
Tardbandit: Posts meltdown thread from having been humiliated in thread one too many times, still emotionally distraught from Trump's spectacular loss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Ashliana: Immediately mocks Tardbandit for having a meltdown.
Tardbandit: <continued meltdown for 223 days>
Ashliana: <laughs at how easy it's been to trap Tardbandit in the longest-running PC meltdown of all time, and forcing him to make his ongoing obsession with me public, rather than private>
Tardbandit: <REES, continues sending hysterically whining private messages about "WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BEING TROLLED!?!?!?!" because he's gotten cold feet at having started an unwinnable shitposting war>
Translation: "REEEEEEE! I'm somehow the only person in the world whose actions don't reflect on them! My hysterical, emotionally distraught, record-setting meltdown somehow won't reflect on me if I just pray hard enough! I'LL SHOW YOU! HHHHHHHnnnnnnnnh...!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Best of luck dealing with those cold feet, Tardbandit. You will be kept in this thread until you're literally a corpse. And that won't be long, since you're a 60 year old fat slob.
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"I'm keeping you in this thread!" - Ashliana 2021
The biggest NOU ever.
You realize I am the creator of this thread.. right? It was my intention, if you were dumb enough to respond, was to keep YOU in the thread I created..
And you have now completed 137 "straight" days doing exactly that. More than twice as many posts as anyone else.
If you had any semblance of self awareness, you would know there is only 1 person trapped in this thread.. and it's you.
I post very sporadically in this thread when I'm not forcing you to jump through hoops. Heck, if you posted once a day, every single day without being dragged around by your stupidity, I wouldn't have to bother.
I just want to see how many days I can force you to post in here.
We're at 137 and counting right now.
Pro-tip: If I hadn't responded to this thread, you wouldn't be here posting seven months later, having set the record for longest-running meltdown in PC history.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Now this is the NOU, Tardbandit. I declared my intent to keep you in this thread literally until you die, and this was the best face-saving response your Alzheimer's-rotted brain has managed to scrounge up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You've been posting in your meltdown thread for 223 days. You love numbers -- despite being terrible at a math (go figure, for someone who cleans ducts for a living) -- but, another pro-tip: However many days I post consecutively will never be a bigger number than how long I've had you in a state of permanent meltdown.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
This thread ends one of three ways, all losses for you:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum
You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground.
Because you're retarded, Tardbandit, and trapped yourself in a prison of your own making while in a fit of hilarious rage. Please stay upset that you didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp.
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So, my "meltdown" is exactly 4 minutes longer than yours?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
Is my "meltdown" still ongoing, even when I don't post on the forums? And what if I posted 137 days IN.A.ROW.?
I just want to make sure I know your "special" retard rules before continuing.
I created this thread because of your months long meltdown.. I gave you THIS place to contain the retarded ooze you were spewing out in multiple threads.Quote:
Now this is the NOU, Tardbandit. I declared my intent to keep you in this thread literally until you die, and this was the best face-saving response your Alzheimer's-rotted brain has managed to scrounge up.
My numbers are precise.. and I wouldn't expect someone who is on permanent mental disability to understand something as complex as addition... or tying your own shoes.Quote:
You've been posting in your meltdown thread for 223 days. You love numbers -- despite being terrible at a math (go figure, for someone who cleans ducts for a living) -- but, another pro-tip: However many days I post consecutively will never be a bigger number than how long I've had you in a state of permanent meltdown.
More likely, it will end when the government stops paying for your Internet and you have to go out into the world and get a job.Quote:
This thread ends one of three ways, all losses for you:
1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum
It's a proven fact that normal people live longer than people with mental disabilities.. so I'll be here long after you shit all over yourself and your poor landlord has to come clean up the mess your disgusting corpse leaves.Quote:
You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground.
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