Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

No, but he did get shit canned though:

https://www.foxnews.com/world/hairst...y-face-charges

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Color me shocked that he's a hair stylist.

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I'm a people of color now. As an Asian this is fantastic news!

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New California Law Will Require Kids’ Menus to List Water and Milk as Only Drink Options

Punishable by a $500 fine.

gg idiots :lol:

The fuck, California?

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Originally Posted by Methais

New California Law Will Require Kids’ Menus to List Water and Milk as Only Drink Options

Punishable by a $500 fine.

gg idiots :lol:

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I'd just not have a kid's menu.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I'd just not have a kid's menu.

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Right little bastards never pay their portion of the tab anyways. They dont need to eat :unclesam:

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I'd just not have a kid's menu.

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Well, you're already gonna spend money for food they barely pick at. Why not go the full gambit and get the kid an 8 oz sirloin?

I'd have a young adults menu.

I'd say that my kid identifies as an adult and we're both offended by this kid's menu microaggression.

Screw all that. I'd just have a restaurant in a better state that doesn't try to pull all kinds of stupid bullshit.

Straws are also illegal in Cali. Seems to me like someone got bad service at a restaurant and just wants to kill the industry. Next thing you know, meat cannot be served on a plate for cash.