Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Gelston

We don't even call them latrines. You are such a failure at insults.

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You call them heads because that's where you give each other head, right?

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Originally Posted by Taernath

You call them heads because that's where you give each other head, right?

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It is from them being at the head of the ship you uncultured swine.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

It is from them being at the head of the ship you uncultured swine.

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Why wouldn't they be on the poop deck?

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Originally Posted by Taernath

Why wouldn't they be on the poop deck?

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Poop is from the french word for stern. It literally means aft deck.

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Originally Posted by Taernath

Why wouldn't they be on the poop deck?

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HAHAH. Because the poop deck is at the stern. You can't go to the head in the rear. That makes no sense.

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Originally Posted by cwolff

You can't go to the head in the rear. Unless you’re a retard like me.

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Originally Posted by cwolff

It's pretty funny. The one Ron Estes goes by Ron M. Estes. According to his opponent M stands for misleading but according to Ron the M. stands for 'Merica! Can't make this shit up. You should watch it.

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Update: Ron Estes won and lost tonight.

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The Republicans have now won 8 out of 9 House Seats, yet if you listen to the Fake News Media you would think we are being clobbered. Why can’t they play it straight, so unfair to the Republican Party and in particular, your favorite President!

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

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The Republicans have now won 8 out of 9 House Seats, yet if you listen to the Fake News Media you would think we are being clobbered. Why can’t they play it straight, so unfair to the Republican Party and in particular, your favorite President!

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What's he referring to? Wasn't yesterday just the primaries? I'm aware of like 1 special election last night.