Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Astray

My price is 500 million and I don't swallow.

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For 5 mil you'd be Jack Black from Tropic Thunder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ap5buTT78A

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Originally Posted by Astray

My price is 500 million and I don't swallow.

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500 million isn't what it used to be. Cocksucker.

May the insanity continue.

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Originally Posted by Shaps

500 million isn't what it used to be. Cocksucker.

May the insanity continue.

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It isn't, but he'd still be a rich cocksucker.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

It isn't, but he'd still be a rich cocksucker.

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You guys know you can get BJs for like $50 right. I heard. Less if you take the right girl from the trailer park to Hardees.

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

You guys know you can get BJs for like $50 right. I heard. Less if you take the right girl from the trailer park to Hardees.

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Sounds like you are advertising.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Sounds like you are advertising.

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Keep dreamin red hat

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Originally Posted by Gelston

It isn't, but he'd still be a rich cocksucker.

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LOL. Touche.

<3 Gelston

https://i.imgur.com/AlX8uNu.jpg

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

https://i.imgur.com/AlX8uNu.jpg

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/205d...temid=10931396

I dunno, this one works pretty good

https://i.imgur.com/sa7OeFQ.png