Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ryvicke

Monkeys can still decide who to fuck. And last I checked they could still see backcalf tattoos.

---

Ever been 17 and under the influence of drugs and or alcohol? Yeah, people make mistakes. The one above my knee is even more ridiculous. If I ever have money I fully intend to get them either removed or covered.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fallen

Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus.

---

Well, yeah. My roof needs re-shingling.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fallen

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

---

Hey, Scotty. Jesus, man.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/t29K8HN79Jg/0.jpg

More like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhexf94LjTw

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fallen

More like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhexf94LjTw

---

Sorry. I refuse to acknowledge any movies which portray Martin Lawrence in a positive light.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Sorry. I refuse to acknowledge any movies which portray Martin Lawrence in a positive light.

---

lol.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Sorry. I refuse to acknowledge any movies which portray Martin Lawrence in a positive light.

---

You have lost your goddamn mind. Bad Boys is one of the most epic movies of aaaaaaaaaaaall time!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ryvicke

Are you able to talk about this at all? I'm pretty confused. I'm guessing the obvious bio-lab implications or something, but I'm not ruling out some type of horrible SB apocalyptic future that this may or may not be portents of. Are you specifically not expecting the monkeys to die and they they (for some unknown reason) are? Or does it just suck that you have to kill monkeys.

Either way... sounds pretty shitty.

---

Nah, was just mixing a theory about monkeys and typewriters with an extremely random MC Paul Barman guest appearance skit.

Fallen gets both first and last author spots, but has to sign his middle name as "Rhesus killa'".

I'll just take lead tech if it's all the same to you. Half the pay, 1/10th the drama.