Occasionally I forget how desperately obsessed you've been for over a decade. Alas, no, whatever fever dreams you came up with as a result of that thread, I'm neither particularly hirsute nor oversized. Given your history, though, I'm not particularly keen on
proving you wrong as it would involve giving you even more information to obsess about, so believe what you wish. It's how you operate everything else. FYI, though, gay men are
statistically less likely to be overweight (and vice versa for lesbians, for whatever reason).